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Iliza Shlesinger

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Iliza Shlesinger Quotes

Total quotes: 7

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Iliza Shlesinger

Birthname

Birthday: February 22, 1983

Educated At: Emerson College, Greenhill School, Semester At Sea, University Of Kansas

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Comedian, Screenwriter, Actor

Religion: Judaism

Total quotes: 7

“Never laugh at your significant other when they're having an orgasm. That is their time to shine.”

— Iliza Shlesinger, War Paint

Tagged: Funny, Sex, orgasms, Women in Comedy

“The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring.”

— Iliza Shlesinger, War Paint

Tagged: Women in Comedy, Nazi, Airlines, Flying Sucks

“This isn’t a bra, it’s body armor. And this isn’t make up, it’s war paint.”

— Iliza Shlesinger, War Paint

Tagged: Funny, Makeup, Girls, Women in Comedy

“The weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to fuck up the life you worked so hard for all week.”

— Iliza Shlesinger, War Paint

Tagged: Women in Comedy, Weekends, Partying

“Know that there is mercy in this world.”

— Iliza Shlesinger

Tagged: goodness in the world, Goodness, World, Life, life advice, It's Going To Be Okay

“When men get mad at women for talking it just makes it clear how angry and scared they are of losing control. Keep getting mad guys, it only makes you look... like bitches. Real women don't fuck scared men, gross. Who wants to propagate weakness?”

— Iliza Shlesinger

Tagged: Women, Women Empowerment

“If you want respect you have to command respect it not demand it.”

— Iliza Shlesinger, Confirmed Kills

Tagged: Respect, Self-Respect

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