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Holden McNeil/Himself Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“Nothing. The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies.”
— Holden McNeil/Himself, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Internet, Bitch
“Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal.”
— Holden McNeil/Himself, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: morose, Motherfuckers, Shit, cereal
“Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.”
— Holden McNeil/Himself, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Fuck, Anal Rape, stupid asses
“Nights like this...I miss dating a lesbian.”
— Holden McNeil/Himself, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Lesbian, Dating, Regret
“[regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie]
Randal Graves: That was definitely worse than Clash of the Titans.

Dante Hicks: I can't believe Judi Dench played me.

Randal Graves: Remind me to renew that restraining order.

Dante Hicks: Why?

Randal Graves: Because I'm going to blast that flick on the Internet tonight.”
— Holden McNeil/Himself, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: clash of the titans, judi dench, Restraining Order
“Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow, man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, 'When Lord? When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl? Fuck! When, Lord when? WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME?'”
— Holden McNeil/Himself, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Grow Up, Dick Jokes, weed jokes, Fart Jokes, Fuck
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