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Harry Shearer

Harry Shearer

Birthname

AKA Harry Shearer

Birthday December 23, 1943

Birthplace Los Angeles, California, United States

Educated At Harvard University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Dub Actor, Journalist, Radio Personality

Spouse Judith Owen

Characters Portrayed

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Burns: [sipping] Bah! Too hot!

[throws it on Smithers]

Smithers: Right, sir. It's... scalding me as we speak.

— Waylon Smithers (Harry Shearer), The Simpsons, Season 2: Brush with Greatness

tea Hot heated scalding spill

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Ned: Alright, that's it, young man! No Bible stories for you tonight!

Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him?

Ned: Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.

— Ned Flanders (Harry Shearer), The Simpsons, Season 3: Bart the Lover

bible stories punishment Temper Parenthood Marriage

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Bart, I am flabbergasted. Surely you knew as you were writing your own name in 40-foot high letters in the field that you would be caught.

— Principal Skinner (Harry Shearer), The Simpsons, Season 2: Principal Charming

flabbergasted Writing high letters Caught

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Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.

Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?

Smithers: If you did it, Sir?

— Waylon Smithers (Harry Shearer), The Simpsons, Season 3: Dog of Death

Dogs idiots House Crotch slobbering Attraction

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Actually, I value every second we're together. From the moment I squeeze his orange juice in the morning, till I tuck him in at night. He's not just my boss, he's my best friend too.

— Waylon Smithers (Harry Shearer), The Simpsons, Season 2: Brush with Greatness

Value Together Orange Juice tucked in boss Best friend

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Attention Homer Simpson, you have been promoted. You are now an executive. Take three minutes to say good-bye to your former friend and report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life.

— Waylon Smithers (Harry Shearer), The Simpsons, Season 2: Simpson and Delilah

promoted executive Friend reassignment Better Life

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Mr. Burns: Ironic, isn't it Smithers. This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you!

Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.

— Waylon Smithers (Harry Shearer), The Simpsons, Season 2: Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish

Irony Election Jail Murder Democracy noble Poetic

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Mr. Burns: And I'm really enjoying this so called... iced cream!

Smithers: Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything, I'd just like to say that.... I... love you.

Burns: Hm?

Smithers: In those colors! (to himself) Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time!

— Waylon Smithers (Harry Shearer), The Simpsons, Season 5: Bart's Inner Child

ice cream I Love You Spirit festival Colors boathouse Timing

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The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.

— Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr., The Professor at the Breakfast Table

Coffee tea Exhilaration

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I am passionate about tea, running, the idea that we are bound only by the limits of our imaginations, and maple syrup.

— Misha Collins, via www.inspiringquotes.us

Passion Ideas tea Running Imagination

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Haters gonna hate, only staying fed by scraping someone else's plate. Serving up the tea instead of making lemonade, hiding in the shade.

— Carlie Hanson, Us

haters Hate Scraping starving Serving tea Lemonade shade shady

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It is a day full of happy memories and fantastic tea.

— Rose (Debra Lawrance), Please Like Me, Season 2: Skinny Latte

Happy tea Good Day

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There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.

— Gary Snyder, Distant Neighbors: The Selected Letters of Wendell Berry and Gary Snyder

Coffee Daily Routines Appreciate little things tea

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Women are like tea...
You always have to wait for it to get ready

— HELP-LESSS, Women are like tea...

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Lucille Sharpe: She knows everything. She stopped drinking her tea, but I poisoned the porridge.

Thomas Sharpe: Lucille, stop it! Do we have to do this? Must we?

Lucille Sharpe: Yes.

— Lady Lucille Sharpe (Jessica Chastain), Crimson Peak

poisoning tea Porridge

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It's always tea time.

— Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (Wisehouse Classics - Original 1865 Edition with the Complete Illustrations by Sir John Tenniel)

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Passion Flower is a flower that got its name for its sex boosting abilities! It’s an aphrodisiac that contains a well-known natural chemical called chrysin, which boosts sex drive. Passion Flower also helps relax and relieve stress, anxiety and tension. It’s commonly infused in a tea.

— Kelly, Increase Libido Naturally (For Women & Men) - Primally Inspired

Boost Libido Aphrodisiac tea

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Tea with peppermint oil may also help, Sonya Angelone says. She advises her patients with cramps to start sipping the tea that gives them relief a week or so before they expect their period.

— Kathleen Doheny, 10 Ways to Relieve Period Cramps

period tea cramps

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I let it slide, because, hello, hot guy.

— Meg Cabot, Pants on Fire

Sexy Hot Attractive

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A great guy makes you feel pretty by the way he treats you and the things he says to you. That’s the type of guy you want to have around. He makes you feel good about yourself. To him, you’re hot, no matter how you feel about yourself. And that’s a good thing.

— Blaine Barrington, Signs He’s Boyfriend Material

Boyfriend Material Hot Attractive Pretty

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I’m sick of things ending like it’s sad or a Harry Potter finish. Or it’s awful to think about Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t hot anymore.

— Josh (Josh Thomas), Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush

Ending Sad Harry Potter Leonardo DiCaprio Hot

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Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot, everyone can catch a cold.

— Vickynie, Which runs faster, hot or cold?

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Wow. That designated driver's pretty hot. I'd like to get her drunk.

— Bill Haverchuck (Martin Starr), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Beers and Weirs

Designated Driver Drunk Hot

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Life is like a bowl of soup. You only get blown if you are hot.

— turddicken, Life is like a bowl of soup.

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You look like a hot hunk of cheese.

— Maury the Hormone Monster (Nick Kroll), Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: My Furry Valentine

Hot hunk Cheese Metaphor Examples

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