“Mac and I are kinda like orange juice and vodka, you know? We just go together.”— Matthew McManus, Kevin McManus, Dylan Maxwell, Jimmy Tatro, imdb.com
“Actually, I value every second we're together. From the moment I squeeze his orange juice in the morning, till I tuck him in at night. He's not just my boss, he's my best friend too.”— Brian K. Roberts, Waylon Smithers, Harry Shearer, imdb.com
“Oh my God, how can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?”— Alex Herschlag, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com
“Stan, can we stop by church on the way to breakfast? Before I take my first sip of O.J., I like to take a big gulp of Jesus.”— Erik Durbin, Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Barry Robinson (Vocie), Eddie Kaye Thomas, imdb.com
“Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers for hours on end? Because they say ‘concentrate.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Yo mama is so stupid she stared at orange juice for 8 hours because it said ‘concentrate.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc