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Glenn Berger

Glenn Berger

Birthname

AKA Todd Berger, Todd Coward Berger

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Film Producer, Television Producer, Screenwriter

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What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he's white?

— Hank Hill (Mike Judge), King of the Hill, Season 1: Westie Side Story

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Chef: He who controls the trolls controls the kingdom, and I am that he!

Cooper: You're a dude?

— Chef (voice) (Christine Baranski), Trolls

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Dallas? I don't want you going to Dallas at all! That place is crawling with crack heads and debutantes. And half of them play for the Cowboys.

— Hank Hill (Mike Judge), King of the Hill, Season 1: Peggy the Boggle Champ

dallas Crackheads Debutantes Dallas Cowboys

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Branch: How do you always look on the bright side? There is no bright side here. None!

Poppy: There’s always a bright side.

— Poppy (Anna Kendrick), Trolls

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Poppy: Why won't you sing?

Branch: Because singing killed my grandma OKAY!

— Poppy (voice), Trolls

Singing Morbid Oops

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Poppy: Thank you!

Branch: No, thank you.

Poppy: For what?

Branch: For showing me how to be happy.

— Poppy (voice), Trolls

Thank You Happiness

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Face it Poppy, sometimes people go in to other people's mouths and they don't come out!

— Branch (voice) (Justin Timberlake), Trolls

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Branch: You don't get sarcasm, do you?

Cooper: I think I had a sarcasm once.

— Branch (voice) (Justin Timberlake), Trolls

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Bobby, it's perfectly natural to want to see a woman naked, but I am your cousin. Now, the first time was an accident, but if I catch you again, you are going to hell.

— Luanne Platter (Brittany Murphy), King of the Hill, Season 4: Naked Ambition

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...which is why so many people are suddenly allergic to peanuts. The peanuts are emitting toxins as an evolutionary defense mechanism. They're tired of being eaten, and now they're fighting back.

— Dale Gribble (Johnny Hardwick), King of the Hill, Season 4: Naked Ambition

peanut allergies Conspiracy Theories

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Hey, I know it's not all cupcakes and rainbows, but I'd rather go through life thinking that it mostly is instead of being like you. You don't sing. You don't dance. So gray all the time. What happened to you?

— Poppy (voice), Trolls

Cupcakes Singing Rainbows Dancing

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Tune out his negative vibrations: they're toxic. Some folks just don't want to be happy.

— Creek (voice) (Russell Brand), Trolls

Negativity Vibrations Toxic

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My class was cancelled and the library was closed. I love college.

— Luanne Platter (Brittany Murphy), King of the Hill, Season 4: Naked Ambition

Class College Lazy Slacker

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My name is Branch and I am a troll. Why do I live in a heavily fortified survival bunker? Because right outside my door lurks a nightmare named Poppy. Poppy is the leader of the trolls, and it's not her fault she's so insanely happy. She's just never faced a real problem until now.

— Branch (voice) (Justin Timberlake), Trolls

Troll Survival bunker

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No Troll left behind!

— King Peppy (voice) (Jeffrey Tambor), Trolls

no child left behind

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Poppy: I'm sorry. I should have listened to you. You told me not to throw the party, and I threw it anyway. And it's my fault they were taken, and now I don't know what to do.

Branch: Why don't you try scrapbooking them to freedom?

Poppy: [pause] Solid burn, Branch.

— Poppy (voice), Trolls

party Freedom solid burn scrapbooking

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Ah, leave it to a woman to turn god's house into a love shack.

— Cotton Hill (Toby Huss), King of the Hill, Season 3: Revenge of the Lutefisk

Woman Church love shack

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I'm not going to your party.

— Branch (voice) (Justin Timberlake), Trolls

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I don't trust him. Who wears socks with no shoes?

— Branch (voice) (Justin Timberlake), Trolls

socks with no shoes Trust

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I don't do high fives.

— Branch (voice) (Justin Timberlake), Trolls

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Once upon a time in a happy forest, in the happiest tree lived the happiest creatures the world has ever known: The trolls. They loved nothing more than to sing, and dance, and hug. Dance, and hug, and sing, and dance, and sing, and hug, and dance and hug, and dance, and sing, and hug, and dance, and hug. But then one day, the trolls were discovered by a Bergen! The Bergens didn’t know how to sing, or dance, or even hug. They were the most miserable creatures in all the land, and once they saw how happy the trolls were they wanted some of that happiness for themselves. Eating a troll made them feel so happy They started a tradition. Once a year, every year the Bergens would gather around the troll tree to taste happiness, on a holiday they called Trollstice.

— Poppy (Anna Kendrick), Trolls

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