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George Meyer Quotes

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“You've got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Separate Vocations
Tagged: Brains, Talent, Money
“Moe: Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink. 

Bart: Uh, yeah, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch? 

Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Blood Feud
Tagged: Elite, Prank Calls, Pranks, Crotch
“Well, I'm going to be a famous jazz musician. I've got it all figured out. I'll be unappreciated in my own country, but my gutsy blues stylings will electrify the French. I'll avoid the horrors of drug abuse, but I do plan to have several torrid love affairs, and I may or may not die young. I haven't decided.”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Separate Vocations
Tagged: Famous, Jazz, Musician, Life Story, country, Blues, french
“Please, please, kids, stop fighting. Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil's got a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 1: The Crepes of Wrath
Tagged: Fighting, argument, Debate, America, Land of Opportunity, Capitalism, Blood, workers
“Bart, the only reason to apologize is if you look deep down inside yourself and you find a spot, something you wish wasn't there, because you feel bad you hurt your sister's feelings.”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart vs. Thanksgiving
Tagged: Apologize, spot, hurt, feel bad
“Ms. Hoover: Good. Now sprinkle the sparkles onto the paper. Lisa, you're not sprinkling your sparkles. 

Lisa: Shove it!”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Separate Vocations
Tagged: arts and crafts, sparkles, paper, sprinkling, Frustrated, Shove It
“The moral of this story is a good deed is its own reward.”
— Marge Simpson , The Simpsons, Season 2: Blood Feud
Tagged: Moral, Story, good deed, Reward
“Mr. Burns: And I'm really enjoying this so called... iced cream!

Smithers: Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything, I'd just like to say that.... I... love you.

Burns: Hm?

Smithers: In those colors! (to himself) Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time!”
— Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons, Season 5: Bart's Inner Child
Tagged: ice cream, I Love You, Spirit, festival, Colors, boathouse, Timing
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