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Emmanuel Lewis

Emmanuel Lewis

Birthname

AKA Emmanuel Lewis, Santiago Restrepo Cabrera Lewis

Birthday March 9, 1971

Birthplace Brooklyn, New York, United States

Educated At Midwood High School, Clark Atlanta University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Taekwondo Athlete, Actor, Actriz, Jugadora De La Pelota

Characters Portrayed

Webster Long

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Webster: You remind me of my mother.

Katherine Calder-Young Papadapoli: I do? Oh, because I was making breakfast.

Webster: No, because you were ruining breakfast.

— Webster Long (Emmanuel Lewis), Webster, Season 1: Happy Un-Birthday

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Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

— Jules Winfield (Samuel L Jackson), Pulp Fiction

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It's brunch. You're wearing clothes, so it's not breakfast; you're not even that hungry yet, so it's not lunch; it's like... it's the meal that won't commit.

— Evan Lawson (Paulo Costanzo), Royal Pains, Season 1: TB or Not TB

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Kitty: Here you go Red, Belgian waffles.

Eric: What's so Belgian about them?

Red: They crumbled at the hands of the Nazis.

— Red Forman (Kurtwood Smith), That '70s Show, Season 5: Misty Mountain Hop

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Harry: I thought maybe we could pop and get a bit of breakfast together. I had a good time the other night. It's so rare to find a woman who really listens, you know?

Jean Milburn: I see. I'm about to teach a vagina workshop. So... no?

— Jean Milburn (Gillian Anderson), Sex Education, Season 1: Episode 2

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Hey I had oatmeal for breakfast today like everyone's always telling me to, and guess what, it sucked.

— Mindy Kaling, via twitter.com

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Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?

— Monique, 50 Cute Good Morning Texts | StayGlam

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Klinger: What's this morning's breakfast?

Trapper: Last night's dinner.

Klinger: Great, that was yesterday's lunch.

— Maxwell Klinger (Jamie Farr), MAS*H, Season 3: Aid Station

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Stan, can we stop by church on the way to breakfast? Before I take my first sip of O.J., I like to take a big gulp of Jesus.

— Barry Robinson (Vocie) (Eddie Kaye Thomas), American Dad!, Season 2: With Friends Like Steve's

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Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?

— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation

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Breakfast in bed.

— Carisa, The Top 76 Valentine's Day Date Ideas - The Dating Divas

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What did the cannibal drink for breakfast?
Handshakes.

— leroytheboss, What did the cannibal drink for breakfast?

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Why don’t French people have two eggs for breakfast?
Because one is 'un ouef'

— unpresidentedfact, Why don’t French people have two eggs for breakfast?

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Bart: Warm. No, cold. Colder. Ice cold.

Homer: You know where my keys are?

Bart: No, I'm talking about your breakfast.

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 1: Moaning Lisa

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It's the little things she needs someone for, like someone to hold her hand at the end of a long day, or someone to watch stupid comedies with, or someone to curl up with on the couch on a lazy Sunday morning as she reads the newspaper and eats her cereal.

— Marla Miniano, Table for Two

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I am a man who loves to give women breakfast in bed. All I want to receive in return is a simple "Thank you!"...
...not "Who are you?", "How did you get in here?", and "I'll call the police!"

— arvigeus, I am a man who loves to give women breakfast in bed. All I want to receive in return is a simple "Thank you!"...

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Eating at least 40% of your breakfast calories as protein will decrease carb impulses and promote a negative fat balance.

— Timothy Ferriss, The 4 Hour Body: An Uncommon Guide to Rapid Fat Loss, Incredible Sex and Becoming Superhuman

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I just feel like I have more to bring to the table than breakfast.

— Sally Reed (Sarah Goldberg), Barry, Season 2: Past = Present x Future Over Yesterday

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May you all have champagne for breakfast.

— Freddie Mercury, Freddie Mercury: Is This Man a Prat?

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Now get some sleep, I may wish to have sex again before we eat breakfast.

— Sal (Tilda Swinton), The Beach

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Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast?

— Lightning McQueen (voice) (Owen Wilson), Cars

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Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

— Heather Chandler (Kim Walker), Heathers

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Sam Weir: Is this the best cereal you've got?

Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee.

Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?

— Sam Weir (John Francis Daley), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary

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I can’t eat breakfast without a couple slices of wheat on the side because I’m lack-toast intolerant.

— Unknown, 20 Quick Puns & Jokes That Will Get You A Laugh (Or An Awkward Blank Stare)

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Fix her breakfast in bed and put a single flower (her favorite) in a vase on the tray. If you can’t find her favorite then get a rose, carnation, daisy whatever you can find, she will love it. So this one might cost you a couple dollars for a flower but she is worth it, right?

— Kat, 55 Romantic, Sweet & Cute Things To Do For Your Girlfriend

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