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Elizabeth Meriwether Quotes

Total quotes: 32
“I track your phone. What am I not gonna track your phone? I'm your mother.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Phone, mother, Concerned, overprotective
“I know this isn’t gonna end well, but the whole middle part is going to be awesome.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Quick Hardening Caulk
Tagged: Life, Adventures, Mistakes
“Fighting is when two people care enough to get ugly.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Fighting, Care, Talking Things Out, argument
“The best kind of love is honest.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Love, Best Kind , Truest
“Honestly, what scares me the most would be my life without you.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Life, Love, Relationship
“You got hurt. That doesn’t mean you stop trying.”
— Cecilia "Cece" Parikh, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Heartbreak, Pain, Breakups
“You know, sometimes I feel like I’ve never really felt love.”
— Winston Bishop, New Girl, New Girl Season 3: The Captain
Tagged: Love, True Love, Alone
“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Halloween
Tagged: Regrets, Mistakes, Memories
“Does your husband have a very large and/or interesting penis that's tempering your ability to make rational decisions?”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: husband, Questions, penis, interesting
“You've seen me at Whole Foods. I always walk straight up to the right heirloom tomato.”
— Mike, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Whole Foods, Farmer, Tomato
“She was born and raised in New York. She's never said hi to a neighbor. This is so fantastic. ”
— Mike, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Born and Raised , New York, greetings
“Put the cow on the phone, Rio! Put the cow on the phone right now! Let me tell 'em a thing or two.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Cow, Phone, talk, upset
“Kids today, they're treated like morons. But not you two. I would share a foxhole with both of you, and that is the highest compliment I can give you.”
— Douglas Fogerty, Single Parents, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Moron, kids, Foxhole, Compliment
“We're single parents. We don't volunteer. We just try and survive until it's appropriate to open wine.”
— Angie D'Amato, Single Parents, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Single Parents
“ Four men have shown me their penises on the subway this month. Maybe one woman.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
“Rio: You quit?

Mike: I all the way quit. I’m goin’ farmin’ in Nebraska.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Quitting, Farming, Nebraska
“I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Alyssa Milano’s phone number just by randomly choosing numbers.”
— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Bachelorette Party
Tagged: Success, Goals, Hard Work
“Without sex she's not your girlfriend okay? She's just a friend you buy meals for.”
— Schmidt, Modern Family, Season 2: Halloween
Tagged: Sex, friend zoned, Friends
“People want to put women in one box, and I'm interested in how women can be everything at once. ”
— Elizabeth Meriwether, Unknown
Tagged: feminism, Girl Power, Women, Girls
“When you care about somebody you do what's best for them even if it sucks for you.”
— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 1: See Ya
Tagged: Love, Sacrifice, good deeds
“I don't know what I'm doing emotionally or -- let's be honest -- sexually.”
— Jessica "Jess" Day, New Girl, New Girl Season 1: Kryptonite
Tagged: Sex, emotions, Confused
“You’ve never lived anywhere but the city. You’re afraid of cows.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Urban, Rural, Fear of Cows
“Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.”
— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 3: Cruise
Tagged: cellar, jam
“We have a lot of sexual chemistry. Enough said.”
— Rudy, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Sexual Chemistry , Attraction
“Today, I am a grape!”
— Rory Banks, Single Parents, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Identity, dress, Grape, outfit, style
“I'm done with New York. I need a simpler life.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: New York, Simple Life, Change
“Can we be alone together?”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Questions, Alone, Together
“You make my life into an adventure.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Life, Adventure, Exciting
“It’s a weird life, but it’s where I’m at right now.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 6: House Hunt
Tagged: Life, Weird
“Is everyone in the world having sex but me?”
— Winston Bishop, Scandal, Season 6: The Decision
Tagged: Sex, Intercourse, Alone
“I hope you like feminist rants, because that's kind of my thing.”
— Jessica "Jess" Day, New Girl, New Girl Season 1: See Ya
Tagged: Feminist, Women, Rants
“Schmidt happens.”
— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 1: Kryptonite
Tagged: Life, Shit Happens, Problems
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