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Ed Wynn

Ed Wynn

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Birthday November 9, 1886

Birthplace Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States

Death June 19, 1966

Manner of Death Natural Causes

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Radio Personality, Character Actor

Characters Portrayed

Mad Hatter (voice)

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This is an unbirthday party.

— Mad Hatter (voice) (Ed Wynn), Alice In Wonderland

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

— Mad Hatter (voice) (Ed Wynn), Alice In Wonderland

Riddles Trick Questions

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Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?

Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.

March Hare: Ah, you mean you can't very well take less.

Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.

— Mad Hatter (voice) (Ed Wynn), Alice In Wonderland

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No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.

— Mad Hatter (voice) (Ed Wynn), Alice In Wonderland

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Parties full of young women, drawn to men of power.

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Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own.

Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.

— Laverne De Fazio (Penny Marshall), Laverne & Shirley, Season 1: The Society Party

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Eric Garrett: Speaking of parties, I'm having one and we'd like to invite you as the official guest of honor.

Sarah Zoltanne: Why? So you and your little 'descendants club' can burn me at the stake and roast marshmallows by the fire?

— Eric Garrett (Christian Campbell), I've Been Waiting for You

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It was one of those jolly, happy, bread- crumbling parties where you cough twice before you speak, and then decide not to say it after all.

— P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves

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Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.

— Barbara Walters, How to Talk With Practically Anybody About Practically Anything

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When he has a wedding or a family party to go to, he never asks you to tag along.

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You say yes to absolutely any potential social occasion as you never know where it may lead.

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Parties have a weird magic. They're like an alternate universe. They can make you believe that maybe anything is possible.

— Hannah Baker (Katherine Langford), 13 Reasons Why, Season 1: Tape 5, Side B

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Why would you serve dates and not have a place to put the pits? You know, some people just have no class.

— Princess Carolyn (Amy Sedaris), Still Broken

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The key to a party is the right kind of environment, good food and drink, plenty of toilet facilities, and first and foremost, the crowd.

— Hugh Hefner, Hef's Little Black Book

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What could possess anyone to throw a party? I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Stranded

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We solve those riddles from which we suffer, but not those which please us.

— Carl Jung, The Red Book: A Reader's Edition (Philemon)

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I’m strong as a rock, but a word can destroy me. What am I?

— Edward Nygma / The Riddler (Cory Michael Smith), Gotham, Season 2: Wrath of the Villains: This Ball of Mud and Meanness

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A nightmare for some. For others, a savior, I come. My hands, cold and bleak, it’s the warm hearts they seek.

— Edward Nygma / The Riddler (Cory Michael Smith), Gotham, Season 2: Wrath of the Villains: Into The Woods

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How the hell do we catch an invisible man?

— Det. Yarbrough (Michael O'Neill), Criminal Minds, Season 3: About Face

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