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|Birthday:||April 6, 1968|
|Birthplace:||Merrick, New York, United States|
|Educated At:||Tulane University, AFI Conservatory|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Film Producer, Television Producer, Screenwriter|
AKA: Doug Ellin
Birthday: April 6, 1968
Birthplace: Merrick, New York, United States
Educated At: Tulane University, AFI Conservatory
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Film Producer, Television Producer, Screenwriter
Turtle: Do you know, if I was holding onto those lats, I'd think I was fucking Evander Holyfield.”
Turtle: So? Do you know how much pussy I got in this town that I didn't deserve?
Drama: All of it?”
Eric: Yeah, you know, you have sex and then that's it, you say goodbye.
Johnny: That's the only kind of sex I have.”
Eric: I'll shove my elfin foot up in your ass!”
Turtle: Do I give a fuck? That's the answer.”
Ari: Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. I love it!”
Emily: Like I miss head lice.”
Shauna: Mmm. Weren't you married once already?”
Eric: Maybe a little bit.
Johnyy: Yeah. His tears will basically act as a lubricant.”
Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.”
Dr. Joyce Brothers: Well, at your age, consider yourself lucky.
Johnny: How fucking old do you think I am?”