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Total quotes: 50
“Johnny: I just hung onto those lats and surrendered all control. 

Turtle: Do you know, if I was holding onto those lats, I'd think I was fucking Evander Holyfield.”
— Turtle, Entourage, Season 1: Date Night
Tagged: Sex, shape, Evander Holyfield, Lats
“Good or bad, you can't let what these people say affect you.”
— Vincent Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Review
Tagged: Good, Bad, impact, Staying grounded
“You order something unusual, people will never forget you.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Review
Tagged: order, unusual, forget
“If all of this is not taken care of, I'll choke you out with a strap-on!”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: An Offer Refused
Tagged: choke, Threat, Strap-on
“Eric: Forget that girl. The only reason she was with me was 'cause I'm your manager.

Turtle: So? Do you know how much pussy I got in this town that I didn't deserve?

Drama: All of it?”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: My Maserati Does 185
Tagged: Sex, Manager, Position, Deserve
“I don't want to be anyone's first and I don't want to be anyone's last.”
— Vincent Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Review
Tagged: Sex, first, Last
“I hate the beach. I hate the ocean. I hate the sand. But, I love sharks.”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: beach, Ocean, Sand, Sharks
“Johnny: Break-up sex? Never heard of it.

Eric: Yeah, you know, you have sex and then that's it, you say goodbye.

Johnny: That's the only kind of sex I have.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Talk Show
Tagged: Sex, breakup, Intimacy
“Ari: This kid's got no patience. You know, in some countries they cut off your little elfin feet for disrupting the master's flow.

Eric: I'll shove my elfin foot up in your ass!”
— Eric Murphy, Entourage, Season 2: The Boys Are Back in Town
Tagged: Patience, cultures, Flow, Sassy
“Johnny: When I settle down, it's gonna be forever. 

Shauna: Mmm. Weren't you married once already?”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Talk Show
Tagged: married, Settle Down, Relationships, Sassy Lines
“Emily: Is this crazy?

Eric: Maybe a little bit. 

Emily: Good.”
— Eric Murphy, Entourage, Season 1: Date Night
Tagged: crazy, romance, Intimacy, Good
“Eric: Could you get laid without Vince? That's the question.

Turtle: Do I give a fuck? That's the answer.”
— Turtle, Entourage, Season 1: Entourage
Tagged: Hookup, Laid, Sex
“And what is emotional confusion, you ask? It's like running naked through a cornfield, backwards at midnight.”
— Gary Busey, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: Confusion, Emotional, Simile Examples, Runner, Naked
“Gary Busey: You are a gut maggot with no guts.

Ari: Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. I love it!”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: Guts, Maggot, Insult, planet
“Ari: I'm amazing. You miss me? 

Emily: Like I miss head lice.”
— Emily, Entourage, Season 2: Neighbors
Tagged: Simile Examples, Head Lice, Miss you
“You think there's anything in this fucking universe that you know about that I don't know about?”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: The Script and the Sherpa
Tagged: Universe, Knowledge, Sassy
“Vince: That's what good actors do, they listen. Right, Johnny?

Johnny: What?”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Entourage
Tagged: Listening, actors, Response
“One day you're lighting up in front of a dozen adults at a Bat Mitzvah, the next you're cruisin' Santa Monica Boulevard offering handjobs for a crack rock.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: The Bat Mitzvah
Tagged: Bat mitzvah, offer, Progression, Life
“Turtle: He cries in front of her, shows her he's sensitive... bang! He moves right in.

Johnyy: Yeah. His tears will basically act as a lubricant.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: Exodus
Tagged: Cried, Sensitive, Tears, Lubricant, Simile Examples
“I'm on ass patrol.”
— Turtle, Entourage, Season 1: Entourage
Tagged: Patrol, Flirting
“Fuck the fucking Mercedes, Vince. What are you a soccer mom? ”
— Turtle, Entourage, Season 1: The Review
Tagged: Sassy, Soccer Mom, Mercedes
“All she wants to do is fuck.”
— Vincent Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Script and the Sherpa
Tagged: Sex, activities
“Aquaman, baby!! It is Spiderman... underwater. Boooom!”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: The Boys Are Back in Town
Tagged: Aquaman, spiderman, Acting
“My legs are my livelihood.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: An Offer Refused
Tagged: legs, Career, Livelihood
“All directors are pricks.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Entourage
Tagged: directors, Pricks, Acting, actors
“At least he said I was pretty.”
— Vincent Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Review
Tagged: Pretty, Critics, Critical
“You ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: Sex, bang, Movies, set, Extra
“Sex, drugs, and salsa!”
— Vincent Chase, Entourage, Season 2: The Boys Are Back in Town
Tagged: Sex, Drugs, Salsa, Acting
“Eric: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.

Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: The Boys Are Back in Town
Tagged: actors, Pretend, Tom Cruise, Hispanic, pretending
“Johnny: This is kind of embarrassing, but sometimes I wake up in the morning fully tented. Any advice?

Dr. Joyce Brothers: Well, at your age, consider yourself lucky.

Johnny: How fucking old do you think I am?”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: Oh, Mandy
Tagged: help, Advice, assistance, Lucky, offended
“Vince Vaughn? That puffy motherfucker.”
— Eric Murphy, Entourage, Season 1: Entourage
Tagged: Vince Vaughn, Puffy, big
“I'm the fucking game, pal.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: Game, Pal, End Game
“I'd take it in the ass on camera for an Oscar.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Scene
Tagged: Sex, Oscar, Fame, actor
“It's not the money, it's the principle.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: The Boys Are Back in Town
Tagged: Money, Principle, Ethics
“Now, why don't you get your hand off your dick and go call somebody.”
— Eric Murphy, Entourage, Season 2: An Offer Refused
Tagged: Sassy, Call, order
“I fucked like a puma.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Entourage
Tagged: Sex, Simile Examples
“I found my Kiehl's open next to one of your beat-off mags.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Review
Tagged: Kiehls, magazines, Lotion
“Eat your fruit loops and shut up.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Talk Show
Tagged: Sassy, Fruit Loops, Quiet
“Call me Helen Keller 'cause I'm a fucking miracle worker.”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: The Script and the Sherpa
Tagged: Helen Keller, Miracle Worker, Miracle
“You want a medal or are you a coward?”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: Medal, coward, Question
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