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Donna Lynne Champlin

Donna Lynne Champlin

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Birthday January 21, 1971

Educated At Carnegie Mellon University, University Of Oxford

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Stage Actor, Actor

Characters Portrayed

Paula Proctor

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I always wanted a daughter. My kids are not daughters, they're terrible. I'll tell you about it later - or now.

— Paula Proctor (Donna Lynne Champlin), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh’s Girlfriend is Really Cool!

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My marriage is like The Walking Dead. Okay, we are all just trying to get out alive.

— Paula Proctor (Donna Lynne Champlin), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!

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Uhhh, I hate her. She's worse than all the Kardashians combined. Except for Caitlyn, who's a national hero.

— Paula Proctor (Donna Lynne Champlin), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!

Hate Hero Family Famous

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I'm making pies for people that I hate, which is mixed emotions for me because I like pie.

— Paula Proctor (Donna Lynne Champlin), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: My First Thanksgiving with Josh!

Pie Hate Mixed Emotions

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Oh, he's a terrible person! He is a terrible, terrible... dreamboat. Like, it's weird how good looking he is. Right? It's like he's chiseled out of evil marble.

— Paula Proctor (Donna Lynne Champlin), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 2: When Do I Get to Spend Time with Josh?

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Darryl is so damned disorganized. Some of the papers in here are so old. Oh, good news, I found a coupon from Blockbuster. The Color Purple is now available on laserdisc.

— Paula Proctor (Donna Lynne Champlin), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh and I Are Good People!

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It's what my father always told me, that if I ever tried to make something of myself, that no man would want me and so, I mean, just like the minute that I try to pursue my dreams, my husband 'accidentally' falls into another woman's vagina!

— Paula Proctor (Donna Lynne Champlin), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 2: Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy?

Dreams Cheating Sex Marriage

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Well, what happened was she was working hard at a New York job making dough but it made her blue. One day she was crying a lot, and so she decided to move to West Covina, California. Brand new pals, new career. It happens to be where Josh lives and that's exactly why she's here.

— Paula Proctor (Donna Lynne Champlin), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!

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Her standards are high. Yes, for how you treat her but also for how she treats you. The thing about having positive male role models is you learn how to handle the male brain and their expectations as well.

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A son is a son until he takes him a wife; a daughter is a daughter for all of her life.

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It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life.

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