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Donald Faison Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“J.D.: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!

Turk: Whoa, whoa, I just took out his appendix.”
— Christopher Turk, Scrubs, Season 6: My Musical
Tagged: Guy Love, Appendix, Friendship, Double-Meaning
“Turk: I'm not telling Isabella she's got a vagina until she's 18!

Kim: That's gonna be an awkward birthday party.”
— Christopher Turk, Scrubs, Season 6: My Coffee
Tagged: Vagina, Childhood Innocence, awkward, Birthday Parties, Fatherhood
“Carla: I can get mad, Turk, if you give me a little help.

Turk: If you had no hair, you'd look like Danny Devito.”
— Christopher Turk, Scrubs, Season 5: My New God
Tagged: Mad, Danny Devito, bald, angry, Marriage
“Dr Cox: So, Gandhi, what did your wife think of her terrible present?

Turk: I haven't told her yet. I mean, I was going to, but her not knowing I understand Spanish is like having a secret power. It got me flapjacks for dinner.”
— Christopher Turk, Scrubs, Season 7: My Bad Too
Tagged: presents, spanish, Spanish Speaking, Secret Power, Treats
“Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!

Cher and Dionne: A what?

Murray: He’s a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?”
— Murray Duvall, Clueless
Tagged: cake boy, gay, disco-dancing, oscar wilde
“Carla: I just took a pregnancy test, just tell me when a minute's up.

Turk: I just put some pizza rolls on the microwave oven; the minute that bad boy rings we're good to go.

Carla: Oh, my god, I can't stand it, 30 more seconds.

Turk: OK baby, don't get too excited, they have to cool off for at least a minute.”
— Christopher Turk, Scrubs, Season 5: My Bright Idea
Tagged: Pregnancy Test, Pizza Rolls, Waiting, Miscommunication, food
“Turk: Look, man, we all have those bleak moments where we swear we'll never bounce back. Like when I was seventeen, my mom walked in my room with a look that I had never seen. She said, 'it's over Turk... Michael Jordan's career is over.'

Dr. Cox: Is anyone a bigger idiot than you?

J.D.: Is he the black golfer?”
— Christopher Turk, Scrubs, Season 6: My Fishbowl
Tagged: Bounce Back, Idiot, Two Idiots, Black Golfer, Michael Jordan, Bleak Moments
“Carla: Elliot, you can't test love. When I met Turk, it seemed he was more in love with his best friend than with me.

Turk: Honey, they've got that almond biscotti J.D. loves, so I was wondering if I can borrow some money so I can get him some.

Carla: No, you got him a present yesterday.”
— Christopher Turk, Scrubs, Season 6: My Therapeutic Month
Tagged: Love, Best Friends, Friendship, presents, Marriage
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