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Donald Faison

Donald Faison

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Birthday June 22, 1974

Birthplace New York City, NY, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Actor, Jugadora De La Pelota, Fotografo

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J.D.: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!

Turk: Whoa, whoa, I just took out his appendix.

— Christopher Turk (Donald Faison), Scrubs, Season 6: My Musical

Guy Love Appendix Friendship Double-Meaning

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Dude, the only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her ass looks big, you say, 'Hell yeah!'

— Christopher Turk (Donald Faison), Scrubs, Season 4: My Hypocritical Oath

Black Girl White Girl ass Big Butt

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DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, CARLA?! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!

— Christopher Turk (Donald Faison), Scrubs, Season 4: My Life in Four Cameras

warrior Arm Wrestling Masculinity Strong

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Carla: I can get mad, Turk, if you give me a little help.

Turk: If you had no hair, you'd look like Danny Devito.

— Christopher Turk (Donald Faison), Scrubs, Season 5: My New God

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Turk: I'm not telling Isabella she's got a vagina until she's 18!

Kim: That's gonna be an awkward birthday party.

— Christopher Turk (Donald Faison), Scrubs, Season 6: My Coffee

Vagina Childhood Innocence awkward Birthday Parties Fatherhood

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Before Izzy was born, if I saw a half-eaten meatball sub in the trash you better believe I would dust that bad boy off and go to town on it! But now, I'm not risking my health eating trash-food. I mean, unless it's a corn dog.

— Christopher Turk (Donald Faison), Scrubs, Season 6: My Rabbit

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Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!

Cher and Dionne: A what?

Murray: He’s a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?

— Murray Duvall (Donald Faison), Clueless

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Dr Cox: So, Gandhi, what did your wife think of her terrible present?

Turk: I haven't told her yet. I mean, I was going to, but her not knowing I understand Spanish is like having a secret power. It got me flapjacks for dinner.

— Christopher Turk (Donald Faison), Scrubs, Season 7: My Bad Too

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Carla: I just took a pregnancy test, just tell me when a minute's up.

Turk: I just put some pizza rolls on the microwave oven; the minute that bad boy rings we're good to go.

Carla: Oh, my god, I can't stand it, 30 more seconds.

Turk: OK baby, don't get too excited, they have to cool off for at least a minute.

— Christopher Turk (Donald Faison), Scrubs, Season 5: My Bright Idea

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Turk: Look, man, we all have those bleak moments where we swear we'll never bounce back. Like when I was seventeen, my mom walked in my room with a look that I had never seen. She said, 'it's over Turk... Michael Jordan's career is over.'

Dr. Cox: Is anyone a bigger idiot than you?

J.D.: Is he the black golfer?

— Christopher Turk (Donald Faison), Scrubs, Season 6: My Fishbowl

Bounce Back Idiot Two Idiots Black Golfer Michael Jordan Bleak Moments

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Carla: Elliot, you can't test love. When I met Turk, it seemed he was more in love with his best friend than with me.

Turk: Honey, they've got that almond biscotti J.D. loves, so I was wondering if I can borrow some money so I can get him some.

Carla: No, you got him a present yesterday.

— Christopher Turk (Donald Faison), Scrubs, Season 6: My Therapeutic Month

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A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

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But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.

— Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

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I still cannot understand how he could abandon me so unceremoniously, without any sort of goodbye, without looking back even once. — Yann Martel

I still cannot understand how he could abandon me so unceremoniously, without any sort of goodbye, without looking back even once.

— Yann Martel, Life of Pi

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I'm not doing anything, and yet I'm also doing the most important thing a man can do: I'm listening to what I needed to hear from myself.

— Paulo Coelho, Like The Flowing River

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Two people in love, alone, isolated from the world, that's beautiful.

— Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being: A Novel

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The only thing scarier than telling someone you love them is telling them that you still love them.

— Ella Dawson, Romantic Gesturing

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What you radiate outward in your thoughts, feelings, mental pictures and words, you attract into your life.

— Catherine Ponder, Decoding The Secret

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Remember that wherever your heart is, there you will find your treasure.

— Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

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It’s all about falling in love with yourself and sharing that love with someone who appreciates you, rather than looking for love to compensate for a self love deficit.

— Eartha Kitt, I'm Still Here

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Neither of us is happy but neither of us wants to leave so we keep breaking one another and calling it love.

— Rupi Kaur, milk and honey

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Wasn’t friendship its own miracle, the finding of another person who made the entire lonely world seem somehow less lonely?

— Hanya Yanagihara, A Little Life

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I swear I couldn't love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow.

— Leo Christopher, Instagram

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Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift.

— Mary Oliver, The Uses of Sorrow

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You fall in love with the little things about someone, like the sound of their laughter and the way their smile forms.

— The Weeknd, Twitter

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