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Don Knotts

Don Knotts Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Don Knotts

Birthname

Birthday: July 21, 1924

Birthplace: Morgantown, West Virginia, United States

Death: February 24, 2006

Educated At: West Virginia University

Manner of Death: Natural Causes

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Caca, Television Actor Poterie, No Se

Total quotes: 5

“Sheriff Andy Taylor: Now, you can't be serious about resignin'. What in the world will you do?

Deputy Barney Fife: Oh, I-I don't know. I could go up to the pickle factory. They always need a brine tester.”

— Barney Fife, The Andy Griffith Show, season 1: Andy the Matchmaker

Tagged: Resigning, Pickle Factory

“And you better gird your loins, buster. You got a fight on your hands.”

— Barney Fife, The Andy Griffith Show, Season 2: Barney's Replacement

Tagged: Gird Your Loins, Fight, Warning

“Deputy Barney Fife: He got the drop on me.

Sheriff Andy Taylor: You mean he had a gun?

Deputy Barney Fife: Ugh...well...he has NOW.”

— Barney Fife, The Andy Griffith Show, season 1: The Manhunt

Tagged: Got the Drop, Ineptitude

“I'm sick of the whole thing, too. You try to bring two people together and what do you get? Heartaches!”

— Barney Fife, The Andy Griffith Show, Season 5: Man in the Middle

Tagged: Heartache

“All I'm saying is that there are some things beyond the ken of mortal man that shouldn't be tampered with. We don't know everything, Andy. There's plenty goin' on right now in the Twilight Zone that we don't know anything about and I think we oughta stay clear.”

— Barney Fife, The Andy Griffith Show, Season 4: The Haunted House

Tagged: mortal man, beyond the ken, Twilight Zone

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