Don Knotts Quotes

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Don Knotts

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Birthday July 21, 1924

Birthplace Morgantown, West Virginia, United States

Death February 24, 2006

Manner of Death Natural Causes, Pequis Pennis, Por Comer Nueses En La Casa De Maichel Jackson, Homiside, Alzheimer, Difundidosnif

Educated At West Virginia University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Caca, Television Actor Poterie, No Se

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Barney Fife

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I ain't got time to stand around here and discuss trivial trivialities.

— Barney Fife (Don Knotts), The Andy Griffith Show, Season 2: Barney's Replacement

Redundancy trivial

— Barney Fife (Don Knotts), The Andy Griffith Show, season 1: Andy the Matchmaker

Resigning Pickle Factory

— Barney Fife (Don Knotts), The Andy Griffith Show, Season 2: Barney's Replacement

Gird Your Loins Fight Warning

— Barney Fife (Don Knotts), The Andy Griffith Show, Season 3: Andy's Rich Girlfriend

poor Blind Fool Heartbreak

— Barney Fife (Don Knotts), The Andy Griffith Show, Season 3: Andy's Rich Girlfriend

Class war classism The Rich

I don’t think you should self-censor yourself.

— Rob Zombie, via www.saladdaysmag.com

Censorship Self-Censorship Redundancy

— Yogi Berra, What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All

Mistakes Wrong Mistakes Redundancy Zen Koan

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Fire

Bozo the Clown Clowns Pope Redundancy

— Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp: Difficulties, Challenges and Success: Life and Career Journey (J.D. Rockefeller's Book Club)

Blind Ignoring Closing your eyes Feeling

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Don Knotts

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I ain't got time to stand around here and discuss trivial trivialities.

— Barney Fife (Don Knotts), The Andy Griffith Show, Season 2: Barney's Replacement

Sheriff Andy Taylor: Now, you can't be serious about resignin'. What in the world will you do?

Deputy Barney Fife: Oh, I-I don't know. I could go up to the pickle factory. They always need a brine tester.

— Barney Fife (Don Knotts), The Andy Griffith Show, season 1: Andy the Matchmaker

And you better gird your loins, buster. You got a fight on your hands.

— Barney Fife (Don Knotts), The Andy Griffith Show, Season 2: Barney's Replacement

That poor, blind fool. He don't know it but he's headed right for Heartbreak Alley.

— Barney Fife (Don Knotts), The Andy Griffith Show, Season 3: Andy's Rich Girlfriend

Deputy Barney Fife: He got the drop on me.

Sheriff Andy Taylor: You mean he had a gun?

Deputy Barney Fife: Ugh...well...he has NOW.

— Barney Fife (Don Knotts), The Andy Griffith Show, season 1: The Manhunt

I'm sick of the whole thing, too. You try to bring two people together and what do you get? Heartaches!

— Barney Fife (Don Knotts), The Andy Griffith Show, Season 5: Man in the Middle

All I'm saying is that there are some things beyond the ken of mortal man that shouldn't be tampered with. We don't know everything, Andy. There's plenty goin' on right now in the Twilight Zone that we don't know anything about and I think we oughta stay clear.

— Barney Fife (Don Knotts), The Andy Griffith Show, Season 4: The Haunted House

— Barney Fife (Don Knotts), The Andy Griffith Show, Season 3: Andy's Rich Girlfriend

Related quotes to Don Knotts tagged Redundancy, Trivial, Blind

I don’t think you should self-censor yourself.

— Rob Zombie, via www.saladdaysmag.com

We made too many wrong mistakes.

— Yogi Berra, What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All

I mean, Bozo the Clown...does he really need ‘the clown’ in his title, as clown? Bozo, ‘the’ clown? Are we going to confuse him with Bozo the district attorney? Bozo the pope? There's no other Bozo.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Fire

It's your life, but only if you make it so. The standards by which you live must be your own standards, your own values, your own convictions in regard to what is right and wrong, what is true and false, what is important and what is trivial.

— Eleanor Roosevelt,, The Crossroads of Should and Must: Find and Follow Your Passion

You can close your eyes to the things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to the things you don’t want to feel.

— Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp: Difficulties, Challenges and Success: Life and Career Journey (J.D. Rockefeller's Book Club)

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