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David Walpert Quotes

Total quotes: 5

David Walpert

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Total quotes: 5
“I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is like a unique experience.”
— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 1: New Girl
Tagged: Sex, unique, Variety
“Your words can't hurt me. Not here. Uh-uh. Not in the most majestic city in the world. God, where the Eiffel Tower is a stone's throw from a Venetian gondola. ”
— Doug Guggenheim, House of Lies, Season 2: When Dinosaurs Ruled the Planet
Tagged: Las Vegas, Majestic city, Eiffel Tower, Money
“Listen, if you shit the bed on this one, you are going to get a one-way ticket right back to whatever bum-fuck whistle stop you came from and are working so hard to scrub from your existence.”
— Marty Kaan, House of Lies, Season 1: Utah
Tagged: Failure, one-way ticket, Existence
“Douglas, did someone sprinkle a little extra pussy in your cereal this morning?”
— Clyde Oberholt, House of Lies, Season 2: Til Death Do Us Part
Tagged: Sassy, Vagina, Called Out, cereal
“Viva Las Vegas, baby! Or should I say viva lost wages?”
— Doug Guggenheim, House of Lies, Season 2: When Dinosaurs Ruled the Planet
Tagged: Las Vagas, play on words, lost wages, Money
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