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Doug Guggenheim Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Your words can't hurt me. Not here. Uh-uh. Not in the most majestic city in the world. God, where the Eiffel Tower is a stone's throw from a Venetian gondola. ”
— Doug Guggenheim, House of Lies, Season 2: When Dinosaurs Ruled the Planet
Tagged: Las Vegas, Majestic city, Eiffel Tower, Money
“You know, it's like my econ professor at Harvard used to say to me: never examine the motives of the guys writing your checks.”
— Doug Guggenheim, House of Lies, Season 1: Gods of Dangerous Financial Instruments
Tagged: Economy, Professor, Harvard, Motives, Money, checks, Advice
“Tickets to the museum will cost you 15 bucks, but as the poster out the front says: it's worth the Monet.”
— Doug Guggenheim, House of Lies, Season 2: When Dinosaurs Ruled the Planet
Tagged: Monet, Money, play on words, Tickets, Art, Artists
“Clyde: Well looks like someone is going to have to take another trip down to the penis cake bakery, Doug.

Doug: Well what can I say, they make great cakes.”
— Doug Guggenheim, House of Lies, Season 1: Prologue and Aftermath
Tagged: penis, cakes, Delicious, Trips
“Viva Las Vegas, baby! Or should I say viva lost wages?”
— Doug Guggenheim, House of Lies, Season 2: When Dinosaurs Ruled the Planet
Tagged: Las Vagas, play on words, lost wages, Money
“Fork yeah!”
— Doug Guggenheim, House of Lies, Season 1: The Mayan Apocalypse
Tagged: Punny, play on words, Excited, Happy
“Potty mouth, party of one.”
— Doug Guggenheim, House of Lies, Season 1: Prologue and Aftermath
Tagged: Potty Mouth, Cursing, bad words
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