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David Phillips

David Phillips Quotes

Total quotes: 4

David Phillips

Birthname

Educated At: Cardiff University

Manner of Death: Natural Causes

Nationality: United Kingdom, Tecting, Australia N

Occupations: Chemist, Biologist

Total quotes: 4

“Amy: And you laughed at me when I went to that weekend-long math conference.

Diaz: Because you called it 'Funky Cats and Their Feisty Stats.'”

— Rosa Diaz, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 4: Skyfire Cycle

Tagged: Math, Nerdy, Stats, Conference

“Stupid-ass, fart-saving, carpet-store motherfucker.”

— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Mortynight Run

Tagged: Stupid, Fart, Carpet, Diss

“Morty: You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?

Rick: Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.”

— Rick Sanchez / Morty Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Mortynight Run

“Right, yeah, like nothing shady ever happened in a fully furnished office? You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty? Y-Y-Y'know what those guys do i-in-in their fancy boardrooms? They take their balls and they dip 'em in cocaine and wipe 'em all over each other—y'know, Grandpa goes around and he does his business in public, because Grandpa isn't shady.”

— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Mortynight Run

Tagged: Wall Street, shady, public, Office, Garage, Work

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