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David Leslie Johnson

David Leslie Johnson

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AKA David Johnson

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Screenwriter

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Jimmy: I want a gun.

Daryl Dixon: And people in hell want Slurpees.

— Daryl Dixon (Norman Reedus), The Walking Dead, Season 2: Chupacabra

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Now you listen to me. Ain't nobody ever gonna care about you except me, little brother. Nobody ever will. Come on. Get up on your feet, before I'm gonna have to kick your teeth in. Let's go.

— Merle Dixon (Michael Rooker), The Walking Dead, Season 2: Chupacabra

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Glenn Rhee: Dale, you think Andrea's on her period? I'm only asking 'cause it's like all the women are acting really weird. And I read somewhere that when women spend a lot of time together, their cycles line up and they all get super crazy hormonal at the same time.

Dale Horvath: I'm gonna advise you to keep that theory to yourself.

— Glenn Rhee (Steven Yeun), The Walking Dead, Season 2: Chupacabra

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All things considered, being shot is not as bad as I always thought it might be. As long as you can keep the fear from your mind. But I guess you can say that about almost anything in life. Its not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind.

— Special Agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan), Twin Peaks, Season 2: May The Giant Be With You

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400,000: Americans who died fighting in World War II.

400,000: Americans who died by household Firearms since 2001.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson, via twitter.com

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Let’s ask ourselves, what can I do? What can I personally do to stop violence and promote justice? How can I show that your life matters to me? That I have a stake in your safety and wellbeing?

— Hillary Clinton, We owe our children better than this. We owe ourselves better than this. — Hillary for America

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People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns. Too many misunderstandings.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Little Kicks

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I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex... He's a small arms dealer

— drempire, I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex

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How is a man like a gun? Keep one around long enough, and you’ll definitely want to shoot him.

— Unknown, 30 Hilarious Jokes For Feminists Because Women Are Awesome

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The time for gun control is all the yesterdays where lives were senselessly lost.

— Roxane Gay, via twitter.com

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Not every shooting is connected to mental health. Some people are simply malicious...

Every shooting is connected to, by definition, one specific thing...

I’ll give you a hint- it exists for the sole purpose of killing.

— Cameron Kasky, via twitter.com

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These are not ordinary kids who were bullied into retaliation...These are not ordinary kids who played too many video games. These are not ordinary kids who just wanted to be famous. These are simply not ordinary kids. These are kids with serious psychological problems.

— Peter Langman, 10 years later, the real story behind Columbine

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You know the problem with blanks, though? They don’t sound like a real bullet.

— Vince Lonigan (Bryan Cranston), Sneaky Pete, Season 1: Safe

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We always said the gun should be led by politics. They’ve come into politics now.

— Robert Mugabe, Mugabe one-on-one interview

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This is why we have mass public attacks now rather than serial attackers. They know they’ll get caught so they try and go big on one.

— RampersandY, via www.reddit.com

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Guns don't kill people, the government does.

— Dale Gribble (Johnny Hardwick), King of the Hill, Season 2: How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying

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A man's rights rest in three boxes. The ballot box, jury box and the cartridge box. Let no man be kept from the ballot box because of his color. Let no woman be kept from the ballot box because of her sex.

— Frederick Douglass, via en.wikiquote.org

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Emilio Largo: You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?

Bond: No, but I know a little about women.

— James Bond (Sean Connery), Thunderball

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Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger.

— Don Licio Lucchesi (Enzo Robutti), The Godfather: Part III

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Georgia is home to the highest number of toddler shootings, with at least eight incidents since January 2015. Texas and Missouri are tied for second place with seven shootings each, while Florida and Michigan are tied for fourth, with six shootings apiece.

— Hudson Hongo, Report: Toddlers Have Already Shot 23 People This Year

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No other right in the Bill of Rights has been attacked as often as the Second Amendment.

— Donald Trump, Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again

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What is foolish and unnecessary is the media criticism that immediately ties a well-publicized crime to the gun rather than to the criminal.

— Donald Trump, Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again

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I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy yet

— Miranda Lambert, Gunpowder & Lead

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The gun doesn’t care how you feel about it.

— Daniel Salazar (Rubén Blades), Fear the Walking Dead, Season 1: The Dog

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Daddy needs to express some rage. [starts firing his guns]

— Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), Deadpool

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