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David Iserson

David Iserson Quotes

Total quotes: 7

David Iserson

Birthname

Birthday: December 3, 1977

Occupations: Screenwriter

Total quotes: 7

“I'm the squirrel and you're my nut. Winter is coming and I'm gonna store you in my cheek girl.”

— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Table 34

Tagged: Pickup Lines, Absurd Things to Say to a Girl, Squirrels

“Can you just use your aggressive masculinity for good instead of evil?”

— Morgan, The Spy Who Dumped Me

Tagged: Masculinity, Good, Evil

“Edward Biben: Oh, you're charming when you're angry, Gloria.

Gloria: Edward, stick it!”

— Gloria Windsor, Mozart in the Jungle, Season 2: Can You Marry a Moon?

Tagged: charming, angry, upset, stick it

“There's a simple solution. It's called lying.”

— Morgan, The Spy Who Dumped Me

Tagged: solution, lying, Simple, Easy Fix

“She has sex dreams about minions.”

— Morgan, The Spy Who Dumped Me

Tagged: Dreams, Sex, Minons

“That is the Beyonce of the government.”

— Morgan, The Spy Who Dumped Me

Tagged: Beyonce, Government, Compliment, Fierce, metaphor example

“People are all just people, right? When it gets down to it, everyone’s the same. They love something. They want something. They fear something. Specifics help, but specifics don’t change the way that everyone is vulnerable. It just changes the way that we access those vulnerabilities.”

— Mobley, Mr. Robot, Mr. Robot Season 1: eps1.4_3xpl0its.wmv

Tagged: Mr. Robot

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