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Darlene Hunt

Darlene Hunt Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Darlene Hunt

Birthname

Birthplace: Lebanon Junction, Kentucky, United States

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Screenwriter, Actor, Television Actor & Sex Girl, Abusador

Total quotes: 5

“Andrea: Did all of your children's deliveries go according to your birth plan?

Roseanne: Um, they found their way out, if that's what you mean.”

— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Dress to Impress

Tagged: Child Birth, Giving Birth To A Child, Class Differences

“Unfortunately, Trevor passed away from a heart attack while masturbating to produce sperm for artificial insemination. But I had some eggs frozen, so just as soon as the right guy comes along...”

— Yuppie Wife, Idiocracy

Tagged: Heart Attack, masturbation, dysgenics, sperm donor, Artificial Insemination

“You gotta pick your fights in life.”

— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Dress to Impress

Tagged: strategy

“Okay, he doesn't have to wear pants, but he's gotta wear underwear.”

— Dan Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Dress to Impress

Tagged: pants, Be Different But Wear Underwear

“I think you guys are really gonna like Mark 'cause he is a lot of fun, and he's very fashionable. Sometimes he wants to wear a dress or a real fancy top. I think he's gonna grow up and be a fashion designer. A really famous one, like, uh, T.J.Maxx or, um or that Ross guy. So, I'm counting on you guys to make the new kid feel welcome. And if you don't, I have ways of finding out about it. I'm a white witch.”

— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Dress to Impress

Tagged: Speeches, Not Knowing High Fashion

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