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Daniel Palladino Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Well, the best advice I can give is that you never know who's gonna grow up to be famous, so just make yourself available.”
— Lois Griffin (voice), Family Guy, Season 3: Road to Europe
Tagged: life advice, Be Available, Dating and Relationships
“Hey, I have a New Year's resolution for you: Become more cynical and self-absorbed.”
— Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls, Season 2: The Bracebridge Dinner
Tagged: New Year's Resolution, Cynical, Self-Absorbed
“Shiksas are for practice.”
— Moishe Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Doink
Tagged: practice, yiddish word, Insult
“You weren't wearing your 'hot and wealthy' sandwich board were you, Mom?”
— Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls, Season 5: A Messenger, Nothing More
Tagged: hot and wealthy, sandwich board
“Oh yes, it was beautiful in there. We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.”
— Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls, Season 1: Christopher Returns
Tagged: Beautiful, oil painting, severed head
“I need caffeine. Whatever form you've got, I haven't had any all day. I'll drink it, shoot it, eat it, snort it, whatever form it's in, gimme.”
— Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls, Season 5: Women Of Questionable Morals
Tagged: Caffeine, Coffee
“[in an Amsterdam hash bar] The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.”
— Stewie Griffin, Family Guy, Season 3: Road to Europe
Tagged: Deep Thoughts, High Thoughts, Death
“That is a girl that you have on the side, Joel. It’s not a girl you marry. You don’t introduce her to your fucking parents.”
— Moishe Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Doink
Tagged: Girl, on the side, affair, Marry, Meet the Parents
“You should know many people have full, lasting emotional relationships without being married.”
— Luke Danes, Gilmore Girls, Gilmore Girls: Spring
Tagged: Marriage, Relationships
“I’m 22. I get to adorn my body as I see fit.”
— Vanessa Marano, Gilmore Girls, Gilmore Girls: Summer
Tagged: Youth, Being Young
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