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Daniel Palladino Quotes

Total quotes: 16
“Well, the best advice I can give is that you never know who's gonna grow up to be famous, so just make yourself available.”
— Lois Griffin (voice), Family Guy, Season 3: Road to Europe
Tagged: life advice, Be Available, Dating and Relationships
“Hey, I have a New Year's resolution for you: Become more cynical and self-absorbed.”
— Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls, Season 2: The Bracebridge Dinner
Tagged: New Year's Resolution, Cynical, Self-Absorbed
“Why do we have to pretend to be stupid when we're not stupid? Why do we have to pretend to be helpless when we're not helpless? Why do we have to pretend we're not hungry when we're hungry?”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Put That On Your Plate!
Tagged: pretending
“Shiksas are for practice.”
— Moishe Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Doink
Tagged: practice, yiddish word, Insult
“Spontaneity works until it doesn’t work. Then you’re stuck.”
— Susie Myerson, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Doink
Tagged: spontaneity, Being Random, Doing Whatever, Laissez-faire
“You weren't wearing your 'hot and wealthy' sandwich board were you, Mom?”
— Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls, Season 5: A Messenger, Nothing More
Tagged: hot and wealthy, sandwich board
“She’s young, she’s emptyheaded, she doesn’t eat. She’s a shiksa.”
— Moishe Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Doink
Tagged: young, Insult, empty headed, Yiddish
“Oh yes, it was beautiful in there. We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.”
— Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls, Season 1: Christopher Returns
Tagged: Beautiful, oil painting, severed head
“I need caffeine. Whatever form you've got, I haven't had any all day. I'll drink it, shoot it, eat it, snort it, whatever form it's in, gimme.”
— Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls, Season 5: Women Of Questionable Morals
Tagged: Caffeine, Coffee
“[in an Amsterdam hash bar] The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.”
— Stewie Griffin, Family Guy, Season 3: Road to Europe
Tagged: Deep Thoughts, High Thoughts, Death
“That is a girl that you have on the side, Joel. It’s not a girl you marry. You don’t introduce her to your fucking parents.”
— Moishe Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Doink
Tagged: Girl, on the side, affair, Marry, Meet the Parents
“You should know many people have full, lasting emotional relationships without being married.”
— Luke Danes, Gilmore Girls, Gilmore Girls: Spring
Tagged: Marriage, Relationships
“Calling that thing a house is like calling the Vatican a church.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Put That On Your Plate!
Tagged: Mansions, Big Homes, Examples of Similes
“And if he says no, just ask him louder. It’s part of the game!”
— Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls, Season 3: A Tale of Poes and Fire
Tagged: Game, no, louder
“I don't know how to do this?...Live my life. ”
— Emily Gilmore, Gilmore Girls, Gilmore Girls: Summer
Tagged: Life, Mourning, Death, Relationships
“I’m 22. I get to adorn my body as I see fit.”
— Vanessa Marano, Gilmore Girls, Gilmore Girls: Summer
Tagged: Youth, Being Young
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