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Cord Jefferson

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“Michael: So, Chidi, just wanted to double check. How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?

Chidi: It's frowned upon.

Michael: Okay. What if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? That's okay, right?”
— Michael, The Good Place, Season 2: Derek
Tagged: Murder, Crime, Philosophy, Ethics, Irreverent
“I mean, whenever I would do something crappy on Earth, there would be a little tiny voice in the back of my head that would say, 'Eleanor, don't grab that handful of olives from the salad bar. You know, you didn't pay for that,' or 'Eleanor, don't spit those olive pits onto the floor of the grocery store. That's not cool.' Or 'Eleanor, that old man just slipped on your olive pit, and he fell down. Don't use the fact that everyone's distracted to go back and steal more olives.'”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: Derek
Tagged: Conscience, Bad, Olives, food, Bad Deed, joke, Irreverent
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