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Charles Randolph Quotes

Total quotes: 32
“It's like someone hit a piñata full of white people who suck at golf.”
— Vinny Daniel, The Big Short
Tagged: Piñata, White People, Anti-White, Golf
“And I'm getting madder and madder and I ask this guy how he sleeps at night knowing he's ripping off working people and he just leaves. He doesn't say a word. He just walks away from the lunch. So am I fucked up or is he?”
— Mark Baum, The Big Short
Tagged: fucked up, madder
“ Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.”
— Jared Vennett, The Big Short
Tagged: Stupid, illegal
“Jamie Randall: [about selling Viagra] Bruce? Bruce? I want that account!

Bruce Winston: Why would I give it to you?

Jamie Randall: Who can sell dick drug better than me?”
— James Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Viagra, dick drugs
“I have a feeling in a few years people are going to be doing what they always do when the economy tanks. They will be blaming immigrants and poor people.”
— Mark Baum, The Big Short
Tagged: bad economy, Xenophobia, blame the poor
“Ask yourself, 'What would scare my grandmother, or piss off my grandfather?' And that's a Fox story.”
— Jess Carr, Bombshell
Tagged: Story, Anger, Afraid, Fox News
“We're going to wait and we're going to wait and we're going to wait until they feel the pain, until they start to bleed.”
— Mark Baum, The Big Short
Tagged: Waiting, Pain, Bleed
“People hate to think about bad things happening so they always underestimate their likelihood.”
— Jamie Shipley, The Big Short
Tagged: Bad Things, underestimate
“[to Ben sitting with his laptop doing deals] Who are you a drug dealer or a banker? Cause if you're a banker you can fuck right off!”
— Vinny Daniel, The Big Short
Tagged: Drug Dealer, banker, fuck off
“No one is paying attention because the banks are too busy getting paid obscene fees to sell these bonds.”
— Jared Vennett, The Big Short
Tagged: Wall Street, Finance, The Big Short, Housing Market
“Which means, if we're right, people lose homes, people lose jobs, people lose retirement savings, people lose pensions.”
— Ben Rickert, The Big Short
Tagged: Finance, The Big Short, Wall Street, Housing Market
“If we're right, people lose homes. People lose jobs. People lose retirement savings, people lose pensions. You know what I hate about fucking banking? It reduces people to numbers. Here's a number—every 1% unemployment goes up, 40,000 people die, did you know that?”
— Ben Rickert, The Big Short
Tagged: Banking, Numbers, retirement pensions, Savings
“I want us. This. You.”
— James Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Desire, Want, Love, Need
“You are not a good person because you pity-fucked a sick girl.”
— Maggie Murdock, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Pity Fuck
“Short everything that man has touched.”
— Mark Baum, The Big Short
Tagged: stock trading, short sell
“Someone has to speak up. Someone has to get mad.”
— Gretchen Carlson, Bombshell
Tagged: Mad, Speak Up, Anger
“Sometimes the thing you most want doesn't happen.”
— James Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Disappointment
“I hate being the story.”
— Megyn Kelly, Bombshell
Tagged: Story, Spotlight, Focus
“I'm discrete, but unforgiving.”
— Roger Ailes, Bombshell
Tagged: Discrete, Warning, Loyalty
“It's not a disease, it's a Russian novel.”
— California Man, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: parkinson's disease, Russian Novel
“I'm going to find moral redemption at the roulette table.”
— Mark Baum, The Big Short
Tagged: moral redemption, roulette table
“That's a nice haircut. Did you do it yourself?”
— Michael Burry, The Big Short
Tagged: haircut, Insult
“I'm not a feminist. I'm a lawyer.”
— Megyn Kelly, Bombshell
Tagged: Lawyer, Feminist, feminism
“I'm jacked! I'm jacked to the tits!”
— Jared Vennett, The Big Short
Tagged: jacked, Tits
“What do you say we blow this joint and then each other?”
— Josh Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: blowjob, 69
“We have to fight the objectification of women.”
— Gretchen Carlson, Bombshell
Tagged: Objectification, Objectification of Women, Patriarchy, Fight
“If I stay, do I just have to put up with it?”
— Kayla Pospisil, Bombshell
Tagged: Tolerate, Put Up with It, Questions
“You guys said you wanted to get rich, now you're rich.”
— Ben Rickert, The Big Short
Tagged: Finance, The Big Short, Wall Street, Housing Market
“I used to worry a lot about who I'd be when I grew up. You know, like how much money I'd make or, umm, like some day I'd become some big deal. Sometimes, the thing you want most doesn't happen. And sometimes, the thing you never expect does. Like giving up my job in Chicago and everything and deciding to stay and apply to med school. I don't know. You meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed... forever.”
— James Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Chicago, Life Changes, The One, forever person
“Jamie Randall: Hey, Lisa.

Bruce Winston: Her name's not Lisa.

Jamie Randall: I know. I know. But, if every time I say 'Hey, Lisa', then eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like, you know, 'My name's not Lisa it's... Jennifer'... whatever, and I'll do a big apology and I'll say, 'I thought you were the Lisa who was mad at me for not calling'. And, from then on Jennifer, or whatever her name is, will think that I dated a girl who looked just like her... who I rejected. She'll develop this unconscious need to win my approval and from then on, it's cake.

Bruce Winston: Damn!”
— James Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: manipulation, Game Theory
“We live in an era of fraud in America. Not just in banking, but in government, education, religion, food, even baseball... What bothers me ins't that fraud is not nice. Or that fraud is mean. For fifteen thousand years, fraud and shortsighted thinking have never, ever worked. Not once. Eventually you get caught, things go south. When the hell did we forget all that? I thought we were better than this, I really did.”
— Mark Baum, The Big Short
Tagged: Fraud, America, Religion, Government, baseball
“I'm full of shit, okay? No I'm... I'm knowingly full of shit. Because, uh... because uh, uh... I have... I have never cared about anybody or anything in my entire life. And the thing is, everybody just kind of accepted that. Like, 'That's just Jamie.' And then you!... Jesus. *You*. You. You didn't see me that way. I have never known anyone who actually believed that I was enough. Until I met you. And then you made me believe it, too. So, uh... unfortunately... I need you. And you need me.”
— Jamie Randall, Love And Other Drugs
Tagged: Love, Dating
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