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Casey Wilson Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“No, I'd rather be surprised by a disappointment than happy with what I expected. It's why I never ask if a pool is heated.”
— Penny Hartz, Happy Endings, Season 2: Grinches Be Crazy
Tagged: Expectations, Happy, Pool, heated
“Yuk, yuk, yuk it up, because my body is a temple and your bodies are stadium urine troughs.”
— Penny Hartz, Happy Endings, Season 2: Cocktails & Dreams
Tagged: Body, Temple, Metaphor Examples
“Okay, as someone who's dated enough gay guys to earn the nickname 'will she ever learn?,' I cannot allow you to keep wasting this girl's time.”
— Penny Hartz, Happy Endings, Season 3: The Straight Dope
Tagged: Dating, learn, Lessons
“Avi: My cleanse is pretty next level. I'm only eating clear foods, and I've given up all sexual intimacies. That's right, y'all. Avi's celibate.

Penny: Are you sure that's a choice, Avi?

Avi: Good dig. But jealousy is not a sweat pant that fits you well.”
— Penny Hartz, Happy Endings, Season 2: Cocktails & Dreams
Tagged: Diss, Jealous, burn, Sassy, Cleanse, Celibate
“Nothing good comes from lying.”
— Penny Hartz, Happy Endings, Season 2: Big White Lies
Tagged: Good, lying, Lessons
“All that matters is me and you.”
— Penny Hartz, Happy Endings, Season 3: Our Best Friend's Wedding
Tagged: Love, romance
“Dave: Whore's Bath? 

Penny: Uh, yeah, David, I did take a Whore's Bath, Okay? I had a one-night stand, and I didn't have time to shower, so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and splash some water on my hush in the bathroom of an Au Bon Pain? Yes, I did. I'm sorry that I'm a modern-day single woman who enjoys sex as much as a man. Sue me. 

Dave: I meant the drink, 'Whore's Bath.' It's gin-based.”
— Penny Hartz, Happy Endings, Season 2: Cocktails & Dreams
Tagged: Drink, gin, upset
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