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If you’re messaging photos to a non-significant other, don’t show your face. Don’t. Show. Your. Face.

— Brooke Sager, Thou Shalt Delete: The 13 Sexting Commandments

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Sexting is a two-way street requiring give and take. If they set the scene with, ‘I’m licking your chest and slowly moving downward...’ don’t reply, ‘And then?’ Um, and then it’s your move.

— Brooke Sager, Thou Shalt Delete: The 13 Sexting Commandments

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Stir the pot slowly! Send something suggestive that could be construed as non-sexual, like a photo of you in bed with f*ck-me eyes captioned, ‘I’m tired,’ or one showing a teensy bit of evidence that your ‘tan lines from the beach are crazy...’ See where it goes from there.

— Brooke Sager, Thou Shalt Delete: The 13 Sexting Commandments

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Unless you’re trying to be more funny than sexy, you should skimp on the emoticons. You don’t have to put a winking face at the end of your sentence for him to understand you’re flirting. He’ll get it.

— Holly Riordan, 16 Sexting Tips That Will Make Him Beg For Your Body

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In all fairness, sexting is the only time you can be a tease and have it be appreciated. The best sext stems from built up anticipation; don't show all the goods at once.

— Gayana Sarkisova, The Do's And Don'ts Of Sexting

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Just say what you feel. If you love a position or angle, tell him! Say I love it when you grab my ass.

— Dana Myers, The Lazy Girl's Guide to Dirty Talk

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There are apps for sexting. Ever see Kik or Yak attached to someone's Instagram or Twitter profile? Like Snapchat, these apps are used internationally to help some people keep in touch, but they also make it easy to send sexts to your European lover.

— Dana Cartwright, Sexting 101: How to Send a Great Sext

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Before you send a sext, keep in mind that there's potential for it to be shared amongst your guy's friends. Don't say anything too incriminating, and don't send something that you wouldn't want someone else to hear (or associate you with). Keep it tame if you're concerned.

— Jen Kirsch, Give Good Sext: 7 Ways To Make Him Lust HARD For You Via Text

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Be polite. We don’t mean saying please and thank you, but keep in mind that you’re still talking to a real person with feelings. Sexting is definitely not a situation where you should ever mock someone or make them feel insecure about what they’re saying.

— Gina Escandon, The College Girl’s Unofficial Guide to Sexting

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Confession: Sometimes I can't help but touch myself when I think about you.

— Paired Life, 87 Sexting Examples to Turn a Guy on by Text

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I want to do all the work tonight.

— Adriana, 27 Intense Sexting Examples to Get Him Hot & Bothered

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Nothing makes me hornier than the thought of you thrusting into me from behind.

— Holly Riordan, 50 Ridiculously Dirty Sexts That He’ll Definitely Masturbate To While Reading

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I can’t wait to get home so I can sit on your face.

— Adrienne West, 100 Things You Should Sext Your Man If You Want Him To Cum In His Pants Immediately

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If you say one more thing I’m going to have to finish myself right here right now.

— Adrienne West, 100 Things You Should Sext Your Man If You Want Him To Cum In His Pants Immediately

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You make me think such dirty thoughts.

— Daniel Lincoln, 50 Sexy and Dirty Things to Say to Your Boyfriend

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This new underwear feels soooo good against my skin.

— Nick Bastion, Get Him In The Mood With These 15 Super Sexy Text Messages

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How many sexts do you have from him on your phone? Or how many dick pics? (Men, stop sending those if we haven’t asked for them!) It’s a tell tale sign that he’s only interested in your body — not your mind.

— Christy Goldstein, 8 Easy Ways To Figure Out If He’s Just Using You For Sex

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I want to leave teeth marks and scratches on your shoulders.

— Holly Riordan, 50 Ridiculously Dirty Sexts That He’ll Definitely Masturbate To While Reading

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I want my tits pressed up against your perfect chest.

— Holly Riordan, 50 Ridiculously Dirty Sexts That He’ll Definitely Masturbate To While Reading

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I wish you were in bed with me right now. Naked. Just like me.

— Holly Riordan, 50 Ridiculously Dirty Sexts That He’ll Definitely Masturbate To While Reading

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I just thought about you and I swear I got wet immediately.

— Adrienne West, 100 Things You Should Sext Your Man If You Want Him To Cum In His Pants Immediately

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You’ve got me so wet right now and you haven’t even touched me.

— Ashley Uzer, 15 Guys Tell Us The Best Sexts They've Ever Received

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I’m still thinking about the way your face looks when I’m swallowing your cum. I need to see it again.’

— Danny, 27 Men Describe The Hottest Sext That Made Them Cum In Their Pants Immediately

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Calm down Shakespeare, nobody has time to sit there and read the great American novel of all the things you want to do. Keep it short and sweet.

— Gayana Sarkisova, The Do's And Don'ts Of Sexting

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Y R U choosin 2 talk lik a tween? Who culd eva b trnd on by dis?? No one wants to be deciphering your sexual hieroglyphics when they could be quietly shifting in their lecture seat so the seam of their jeans hits things just right.

— sexting, How to Sext Without Looking Like an Idiot | VICE | United States

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I had told my aunt I was going to get her naked and lay her down.

— Scott Muska, 2 Allisons, 1 Scott – A Sexting Mishap

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Sext the moon or a poet for luck

— Astro Poets, via twitter.com

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Scream everything your heart is feeling when they aren't around.

— Lydia Havens, Alternate Methods of Sexting

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He shows no interest in getting to know you or your interests. All conversations quickly veer towards what he wants to do with you (or to you) when he gets you in bed.

— Lorna Poole, 5 Brutal Ways To Know If He's Just Using You For Sex

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Once you've been dating for a while, a naked pic or two may be fine as a memento. But for new sexters, just the thought of sex with you should be enough to get a guy hot and bothered. If your crush is bugging you to send pics, try painting a picture with words instead.

— Drew Grant, 4 Tricks for Your Steamiest Sexts Yet

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Virgo: My kink is an Excel spreadsheet of your problems
Sagittarius: [pic of poem they wrote crying at the beach]

— Astro Poets, via twitter.com

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You are such a turn on.

— Clvvsic, via twitter.com

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Your balls, my tongue, my place. Now.

— Violet Benson, 25 One-Liner Sexts That Will Make Him Beg You For More

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Do you ever think about me while you’re cumming? Because I think of you.

— Holly Riordan, 50 Ridiculously Dirty Sexts That He’ll Definitely Masturbate To While Reading

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I just had the most intense orgasm.

— Holly Riordan, 50 Ridiculously Dirty Sexts That He’ll Definitely Masturbate To While Reading

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I’m stressed. I need you to fuck me until I can’t remember my name.

— Adrienne West, 100 Things You Should Sext Your Man If You Want Him To Cum In His Pants Immediately

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The caption said ‘thanks for the orgasm.’ The idea of her in bed touching herself and thinking about me drove me crazy. I couldn’t wait to get home and make her cum again.

— Justin, 27 Men Describe The Hottest Sext That Made Them Cum In Their Pants Immediately

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Don’t sext while you’re drunk. Sexting only works when it’s enticing and even witty. It’s like mental foreplay with your guy. So never sext when you’re drunk because it probably won’t be as sexy as you imagined it in your head.

— Tiffany Grace Reyes, 12 Super Steamy Sexting Tips to Turn a Guy On Instantly

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Seduce your partner with the promise of what's to come.

— Kimberly Truong, 19 Sexts To Send To Your Partner Now

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Double-check the recipient before you hit "send," please.

— sexting, How to Sext Without Looking Like an Idiot | VICE | United States

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I'm wearing the underwear you like.

— Krissy Brady, How to become a sexting pro (like, now)

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Don’t make me masturbate alone. Cum over and watch me.

— Violet Benson, 25 One-Liner Sexts That Will Make Him Beg You For More

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I want your hands in my hair and my lips on your cock.

— Holly Riordan, 50 Ridiculously Dirty Sexts That He’ll Definitely Masturbate To While Reading

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Guess what color underwear I’m wearing. Or if I’m wearing any at all.

— Holly Riordan, 50 Ridiculously Dirty Sexts That He’ll Definitely Masturbate To While Reading

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You have no idea how turned on I get when I picture your ass.

— Holly Riordan, 50 Ridiculously Dirty Sexts That He’ll Definitely Masturbate To While Reading

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I’m wearing that thong I know you love.

— Holly Riordan, 50 Ridiculously Dirty Sexts That He’ll Definitely Masturbate To While Reading

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I want you inside me so badly.

— Unknown, Here's What Guys Really Want You to Say in Sexts

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To eliminate the odds that the wrong set of eyes sees them (and hacks or forwards the thread so total strangers read them too), hit delete.

— Marie Gartee, Sexting Tips Every Woman Needs to Know

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I know sexting is informal, but you should still pay attention to your spelling and your grammar. If he has to reread a sentence ten times in order to understand what you’re trying to say, he’s going to lose his hard-on.

— Holly Riordan, 16 Sexting Tips That Will Make Him Beg For Your Body

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You don't need to jump in with anything extreme. Something that can read as innocent as I love the way your tongue feels on my skin obviously means a whole lot more.

— Dana Myers, The Lazy Girl's Guide to Dirty Talk

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Compliment your partner. You never forgot the guy who worshipped your long legs or waxed poetic about your breasts. Everyone likes a compliment, and since you’re probably attracted to the person you’re bedding, it shouldn’t be hard to come up with one.

— Kaitlin Menza, How to Talk Dirty Without Feeling Ridiculous

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Keep the ‘we’re not supposed to be doing this’ vibe in the air. This works best if the two of you are supposed to be otherwise occupied with work, meetings, at the doctor’s office, etc.

— Bella Pope, 16 Tantalizing Tricks on How to Sext the Right Way

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Like you learned in English class, get descriptive. Build the image you want them to see. From the details of where you’d like to put your hands, to where you’d like them to put their mouth. Show, don’t tell. Use the five senses

— Dana Cartwright, Sexting 101: How to Send a Great SextYou Failed English

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Don't send him a dirty picture just because you’re worried he’ll stray. If he’s into you, he won’t.

— Maria Loren, The 4 Sexting Do’s and Dont’s

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