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Brandon Jay McLaren

Brandon Jay McLaren

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Birthplace Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Educated At University At Albany

Nationality Canada

Occupations Film Actor

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We don't do our jobs anymore. We don't bust bad guys anymore. Somethings not working.

— Agent Dale Jakes (Brandon Jay McLaren), Graceland, Season 3: Piñon Tree

Jobs bust bad guys broken

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If you're back to play hero, you're too late.

— Agent Dale Jakes (Brandon Jay McLaren), Graceland, Season 1: Pawn

Hero Too Late play

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Please excuse me while I go some place you're not.

— Agent Dale Jakes (Brandon Jay McLaren), Graceland, Season 1: Pawn

Sassy Rude excuse Place avoid

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One could argue, Logan set this into motion. He put Briggs in a corner. This is what happens. I would argue that Ari set this into motion.

— Agent Dale Jakes (Brandon Jay McLaren), Graceland, Season 3: Aha

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This might not be the best way to get justice, but these are the cards we've been dealt man. I think we all can agree-- Ari Adamain has got to go.

— Agent Dale Jakes (Brandon Jay McLaren), Graceland, Season 3: Aha

Justice cards agree

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I like a little heat.

— Agent Dale Jakes (Brandon Jay McLaren), Graceland, Season 1: Pawn

Heat like pressure Preference

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Dale Jakes: [Briggs wakes up DJ in the middle of the night] Are ninjas attacking the house?

Paul Briggs: What?

Dale Jakes: That's the only goddamn reason I can think of for you coming in here like this.

— Dale "DJ" Jakes (Brandon Jay McLaren), Graceland, Season 1: Happy Endings

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Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, AND FIRE OFF INTO JOBLAND, WHERE JOBS GROW ON JOBBIES?!!!

— Charlie Kelly (Charlie Day), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Sells Out

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We’re the home team, and we should come first.

— Donald Trump, Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again

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If we are serious about making America great again, this is where we have to start. Not only will repairing our infrastructure create jobs, and stimulate the economy, it'll make it easier for us all to get home at the end of a long day. And in this case we can make American beautiful again.

— Donald Trump, Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again

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I always started a job with the feeling that I'd soon quit or be fired, and this gave me a relaxed manner that was mistaken for intelligence or some secret power.

— Charles Bukowski, Factotum

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Who can tell me there’s any way of fixing this country without jobs? Black or white, they’ve all got one common goal: They need a job. ... Everyone says the economy is doing great. But I don’t see jobs around here.’

— Ed Mash, This Ohio Town Voted For Obama By Huge Margins, Then It Flipped To Trump

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Andy: 'So what do you do?'

Frances: 'Eh... It's kinda hard to explain.'

Andy: 'Because what you do is complicated?'

Frances: 'Eh... Because I don't really do it.'

— Frances and Andy, Frances Ha

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It sounded too good to be true. And it was.

— Clare Nicholson, A Cautionary Tale Of How I Unexpectedly Ended Up Indebted To My Employer

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Hire people for their strengths, not their absence of weaknesses.

— Kenneth Roman, Would You Have Hired Steve Jobs?

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Here’s the thing that I wish someone would have told me a long time ago: Failure is part of it.

— Emma Chapman, 3 Traits Of Being A Boss

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Work the volunteer gig that makes you happy, and eat lots of ramen. Consider it an investment in the future. If that’s not working for you, you can always go back to being a working stiff.

— Cheryl Strayed, On Being Spread Too Thin

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As long as employment is treated like a coveted prize, it’ll always be personal.

— Sarah Hagi, The Personal Business of Being Laid Off | Hazlitt

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Third-world countries have substantially lower production costs. They have lower overhead and pay their workers a lot less. As a businessman, I have an obligation to all of my employees and to consumers and stockholders to produce the best product at the lowest possible price.

— Donald Trump, Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again

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I feel like this job is beneath me. I'm a bartender. I do, like, you know, great things.

— Angelina Pivarnick, Jersey Shore, Season 1: The Tanned Triangle

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In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and—SNAP—the job's a game!

— Mary Poppins, Mary Poppins

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Before I interviewed with anyone else, I always mentioned that I was happy in my existing role and not explicitly looking to change companies. (That made me more comfortable backing out of the process at any time.)

— My Salary Story, This 29-Year-Old Marketing Manager Was Told She Was "Too Young" For A Raise

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You have to pretend you're really enjoying yourself, all of the time, and generate all of this positive energy.

— Holly Darling, The Hardest Part About Stripping Wasn't Taking My Clothes Off

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In the end, our ability to keep and grow jobs in my community, and in this nation, is directly related to our ability to provide a skilled workforce.

— Derek Kilmer, via www.ncsl.org

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Such financial anxiety is common among millennials, a generation that came of age in the midst of the 2008 financial crisis.

— Gaby Del Valle, The Generation of the ‘Layoff Fund’ - MEL Magazine

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