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Bobby Farrelly Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“[after Rosemary's weight crushed a chair]
Hal: Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair? What's this shit made out of, anyway?

Restaurant Manager: Uhh... Steel.”
— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal
Tagged: Fat-Shaming
“Hal: So what do you weigh, like 110? 115?

Rosemary: [sarcastically] Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?”
— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal
Tagged: Fat-Shaming
“Rosemary: Is that a Member's Only jacket?

Mauricio: Yes.

Rosemary: So what are you, the last member?”
— Mauricio, Shallow Hal
Tagged: member's only, Sick Burns
“You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a sloooowwwwp.”
— Mauricio, Shallow Hal
Tagged: Comeback, Quip
“I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at me; I thought he was going to shoot me with a tranquilizer gun and tag my ear.”
— Rosemary Shanahan, Shallow Hal
Tagged: Lust, Horny, Gawking, tranquilizer gun
“You had me at 'get lost.'”
— Mauricio, Shallow Hal
Tagged: Rejection, Sarcasm
“According to the map, we've only gone four inches.”
— Harry Dunne, Dumb and Dumber
Tagged: Map, dumb, stupid movies
“Tony Robbins: Hal, don't you think you're being a bit shallow here in the way you look at women?

Hal: Well, no! You know, I'd like her to be into culture and shit, too.

Tony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation; Which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?

Hal: Hmmm, toughie. What about the remaining breast? Is it big?”
— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal
Tagged: Fat-Shaming, shallow, Objectification
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