Let me tell you what's gonna happen, Officer Grimly. I'm going to roll my window up, then I'm going to drive away, and you're gonna go home to your daughter, and every few years, you're gonna look at her face and know that you're alive because you chose not to go down a certain road on a certain…
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Billy Bob Thornton
William Robert "Billy Bob" Thornton (born August 4, 1955) is an American actor, filmmaker, singer, songwriter, and musician. Thornton had his first break when he co-wrote and starred in the 1992 thriller One False Move, and came to international attention after writing, directing, and starring in the independent drama film Sling Blade (1996), for which he won an Academy Award for Best Adapted Screenplay and was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor. He appeared in several major film roles in the 1990s following Sling Blade, including Oliver Stone's neo-noir U Turn (1997), political drama Primary Colors (1998), science fiction disaster film Armageddon (1998), which was the highest-grossing film of that year, and the crime drama A Simple Plan (1998), which earned him his third Academy Awards nomination. In the 2000s, Thornton achieved further success in starring dramas Monster's Ball (2001), The Man Who Wasn't There (2001), and Friday Night Lights (2004); comedies Bandits (2001), Intolerable Cruelty (2003), and Bad Santa (2003); and action films Eagle Eye (2008) and Faster (2010). In 2014, Thornton starred as Lorne Malvo in the first season of the anthology series Fargo, earning a nomination for the Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or TV Movie at the Emmy Awards and won Best Actor in a Miniseries or TV Film at the 72nd Golden Globe Awards. In 2016, he starred in an Amazon original series, Goliath about a washed up attorney with a great new case. Thornton has been vocal about his distaste for celebrity culture, choosing to keep his life out of the public eye. However, the attention of the media has proven unavoidable in certain cases, his marriage to Angelina Jolie being a notable example. Thornton has appeared in at least one film per year nearly every year since 1991. Thornton has written a variety of films, usually set in the Southern United States and mainly co-written with Tom Epperson, including A Family Thing (1996) and The Gift (2000
Lorne Malvo: You said he bullied you in high school, right? Lester Nygaard: Four years. Gave me an ulcer. You know what, one time, he put me in an oil barrel and rolled me in the road. Lorne Malvo: Seriously? And now he tells you that he had relations with your wife. He bullies you again in front of…
Your problem is you spent your whole life thinking there are rules. There aren't.
Mister, we're not friends. I mean, maybe we will be someday. But I gotta say, if that were me in your position? I would have killed that man.
Of course no one hangs the sad pictures. Am I right? Mom crying and dad looking angry. Kid with a black eye.
Burt Canton: She stopped putting it in her mouth soon as the ring went on her finger. Lorne Malvo: Well, that's a national tragedy, Burt.
I’ve had the shit beat out of me a lot of times. I just replenish with more shit.
So either be a fucking lawyer, or don’t be one.
Did Google happen to say what became of me? Because I’d love to know.
Insurance companies make their money by not paying you. I mean, hell, they don’t even want to pay you when they owe it to you.
Good legal help’s hard to find. Blow jobs are easy.
'Fuck you' is good in traffic, but not in court, okay? In the real world, lawyers have to argue cases and shit.
Part of being a lawyer is knowing when you’re on to something.