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Billy Bob Thornton Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“Insurance companies make their money by not paying you. I mean, hell, they don’t even want to pay you when they owe it to you.”
— Billy McBride, Goliath, Season 1: Of Mice and Men
Tagged: Insurance, Scam, Money, Insurance Companies, Rip off
“Your problem is you spent your whole life thinking there are rules. There aren't.”
— Lorne Malvo, Fargo, Season 1: The Crocodile's Dilemma
Tagged: Rules, Anarchy
“'Fuck you' is good in traffic, but not in court, okay? In the real world, lawyers have to argue cases and shit.”
— Billy McBride, Goliath, Season 1: Pride and Prejudice
Tagged: Anger, Comebacks, Law, Courtroom, argue
“Mister, we're not friends. I mean, maybe we will be someday. But I gotta say, if that were me in your position? I would have killed that man.”
— Lorne Malvo, Fargo, Season 1: The Crocodile's Dilemma
Tagged: Friends, Empathy
“Well, I'm saying that the Romans raised by wolves, they see a guy turning water into wine, what do they do? They eat him. 'Cause there are no saints in the animal kingdom. Only breakfast and dinner.”
— Lorne Malvo, Fargo, Season 1: The Six Ungraspables
Tagged: saints, Animal Kingdom, Romans, wolves
“You may be a fucking tough guy, but I’m a crazy guy. The difference is crazy guys don’t give up.”
— Billy McBride, Goliath, Season 1: Game On
Tagged: crazy, Tough Guy, Persistance, Never Give Up
“Postal Worker: This is highly irregular.

Lorne Malvo: No, highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.”
— Lorne Malvo, Fargo, Season 1: The Rooster Prince
Tagged: Irregular, dismemberment
“Burt Canton: She stopped putting it in her mouth soon as the ring went on her finger.

Lorne Malvo: Well, that's a national tragedy, Burt.”
— Lorne Malvo, Fargo, Season 1: A Fox, a Rabbit, and a Cabbage
Tagged: blowjobs, Marriage, Dead Bedrooms, national tragedy
“We’re liars by trade, we practice law.”
— Billy McBride, Goliath, Season 1: Game On
Tagged: liars, Law, Liars By Trade, Legal
“Part of being a lawyer is knowing when you’re on to something.”
— Billy McBride, Goliath, Season 1: Pride and Prejudice
Tagged: Intuition, Law, Legal, Lawyer, On To Something
“I don’t hate you. That would take too much effort.”
— Billy McBride, Goliath, Season 1: Line of Fire
Tagged: Hate, I Don't Hate You, Effort, Too Much Effort
“Good legal help’s hard to find. Blow jobs are easy.”
— Billy McBride, Goliath, Season 1: Of Mice and Men
Tagged: Legal, Legal Jobs, Blow Jobs, hard, Easy
“ So either be a fucking lawyer, or don’t be one.”
— Billy McBride, Goliath, Season 1: Of Mice and Men
Tagged: Anger, Law, Lawyer, Law Or Bust
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