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Bill Masters Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to HOLD the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation—the holding. Anybody can just take them.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 3: The Alternate Side
Tagged: Auto Reservations, Keeping Reservations, Holding Reservations, Taking Reservations
“Can you die from an odor? I mean, like if you were locked in a vomitorium for two weeks, could you actually die from the odor?”
— Elaine Benes, Seinfeld, Season 3: The Alternate Side
Tagged: odor, Smells, Vomitorium, Death
“Um, excuse me, have you see a guy with like a horse face, big teeth, and, uh, and a pointed nose?”
— George Costanza, Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie
Tagged: Caricatures
“So I'm sitting there with Woody and I say, I turn to him and I go, ‘Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.’”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 3: The Alternate Side
Tagged: Woody Allen
“You know, men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.”
— Elaine Benes, Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie
Tagged: Topless, breasts, Men
“Could you do me a favor? If you see a guy that's five-foot-eleven, he's got, uh, a big head and flared nostrils, tell him his friend's going to be right back, OK?”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie
Tagged: Caricatures
“Oh, hey, listen, by the way, have you seen a tall...lanky...doofus with a, with a bird face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?”
— Elaine Benes, Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie
Tagged: Caricatures, Bride of Frankenstein
“I want a decent sock that's comfortable, that will stay on my foot!”
— Justin Pitt, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Chaperone
Tagged: Socks, Comfort, Prima Donnas
“Well, you don't want too much grace or you won't be able to stand.”
— Justin Pitt, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Chaperone
Tagged: Grace, poise
“I think the best part of a relationship is when you're sick. And the best part of being sick is when you're in a relationship. And if I was to get married, you know all those vows; for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse, all I need is the sickness. That, to me, is the most important one. Do you take this man in sickness? That's the only time I need somebody there. Rest of the time, go out, have a ball, do whatever you want, but if I get the sniffles, you better be there.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 3: The Alternate Side
Tagged: Marriage, Marriage Vows, sickness, Loyalty, Relationships
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