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Bill Masters

Bill Masters Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Bill Masters

Birthname

Total quotes: 5

“See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to HOLD the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation—the holding. Anybody can just take them.”

— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 3: The Alternate Side

Tagged: Auto Reservations, Keeping Reservations, Holding Reservations, Taking Reservations

“You know, men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.”

— Elaine Benes, Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

Tagged: Topless, breasts, Men

“Could you do me a favor? If you see a guy that's five-foot-eleven, he's got, uh, a big head and flared nostrils, tell him his friend's going to be right back, OK?”

— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

Tagged: Caricatures

“Oh, hey, listen, by the way, have you seen a tall...lanky...doofus with a, with a bird face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?”

— Elaine Benes, Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

Tagged: Caricatures, Bride of Frankenstein

“Well, you don't want too much grace or you won't be able to stand.”

— Justin Pitt, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Chaperone

Tagged: Grace, poise

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