Best Bill Masters Quotes

See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to HOLD the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation—the holding. Anybody can just take them.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Alternate Side

Auto Reservations Keeping Reservations Holding Reservations Taking Reservations

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Can you die from an odor? I mean, like if you were locked in a vomitorium for two weeks, could you actually die from the odor?

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Alternate Side

odor Smells Vomitorium Death

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Um, excuse me, have you see a guy with like a horse face, big teeth, and, uh, and a pointed nose?

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

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So I'm sitting there with Woody and I say, I turn to him and I go, ‘Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.’

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Alternate Side

Woody Allen

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You know, men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

Topless breasts Men

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Could you do me a favor? If you see a guy that's five-foot-eleven, he's got, uh, a big head and flared nostrils, tell him his friend's going to be right back, OK?

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

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Oh, hey, listen, by the way, have you seen a tall...lanky...doofus with a, with a bird face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

Caricatures Bride of Frankenstein

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I want a decent sock that's comfortable, that will stay on my foot!

— Justin Pitt (Ian Abercrombie), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Chaperone

Socks Comfort Prima Donnas

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Well, you don't want too much grace or you won't be able to stand.

— Justin Pitt (Ian Abercrombie), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Chaperone

Grace poise

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I think the best part of a relationship is when you're sick. And the best part of being sick is when you're in a relationship. And if I was to get married, you know all those vows; for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse, all I need is the sickness. That, to me, is the most important one. Do you take this man in sickness? That's the only time I need somebody there. Rest of the time, go out, have a ball, do whatever you want, but if I get the sniffles, you better be there.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Alternate Side

Marriage Marriage Vows sickness Loyalty Relationships

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Bill Masters Quotes

Bill Masters

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See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to HOLD the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation—the holding. Anybody can just take them.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Alternate Side

Can you die from an odor? I mean, like if you were locked in a vomitorium for two weeks, could you actually die from the odor?

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Alternate Side

Um, excuse me, have you see a guy with like a horse face, big teeth, and, uh, and a pointed nose?

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

So I'm sitting there with Woody and I say, I turn to him and I go, ‘Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.’

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Alternate Side

You know, men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

Could you do me a favor? If you see a guy that's five-foot-eleven, he's got, uh, a big head and flared nostrils, tell him his friend's going to be right back, OK?

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

Oh, hey, listen, by the way, have you seen a tall...lanky...doofus with a, with a bird face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Movie

I want a decent sock that's comfortable, that will stay on my foot!

— Justin Pitt (Ian Abercrombie), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Chaperone

Well, you don't want too much grace or you won't be able to stand.

— Justin Pitt (Ian Abercrombie), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Chaperone

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Alternate Side

Related quotes to Bill Masters tagged Comfort, Marriage

So we stood hand-in-hand, like two children, and there was peace in our hearts for all the dark things that surrounded us.

— Arthur Conan Doyle, The Sign of the Four

Love doesn’t just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.

— Ursula K. Le Guin, The Lathe Of Heaven: A Novel

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