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Ben Wyatt Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.”
— Ben Wyatt, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Idaho, Television, Funny, humor
“No, that’s Buckingham Palace. Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don’t you? It’s important to me that you know that.”
— Ben Wyatt, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Funny, humor, England, Hogwarts, royalty, Buckingham Palace
“I’m sorry, I have to ask this, but how many legs did that dog have when you found him?”
— Ben Wyatt, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Funny, humor, dog
“Pizza? Never heard of it.”
— Ben Wyatt, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Funny, humor, Pizza, Calzones
“Jean-Ralphio: 'Ben...Is that your real name?'
Ben: 'Yes...?'
Jean-Ralphio: 'Oh you could do better than that. I’m gonna help you out right now, your name is... Angelo. Angelo thank you so much for coming out. Get a thicker tie, it looks weird on you. It makes your head look like a fish. Secondly, I don’t know where the paperwork is, but when you find it can you take care of it for us? We don’t have any pens ’cause we’re afraid it’s gonna leak on our shirts. Well actually I hate the name Angelo I’m gonna switch it up for you right now. Your new nickname is… Jell-o shot. What do you think about that J-shot? Any questions?'”
— Jean-Ralphio, Ben Wyatt, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Funny, Weird, Nicknames
“Ben: In my time working for the state government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with eight people, rural farming communities, college towns. I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here, and I realized that, this whole time, I was just wandering around, everywhere, just looking for you.

Leslie: The things that you have done for me to help me, support me, surprise me, to make me happy, go above and beyond what any person deserves. You're all I need. I love you and I like you.”
— Ben Wyatt, Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation: The Complete Series
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Declarations Of Love, Vows
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