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Anna Breslaw Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Not too much chin, please. Overly chinny oral sex for women is like overly toothy oral sex for men.”
— Anna Breslaw, How Not to Go Down on a Girl
Tagged: Oral Sex, chins, Mistakes
“He never wants to go out of his way. A guy who really wants to be with you will do things like pick a date closer to your house than his, or go to a movie you really want to see.”
— Anna Breslaw, 13 Signs He's Never Going To Commit
Tagged: Almost Relationship, Lazy, careless
“All people have some hair around the anus. If you are performing analingus on a hairy guy, just part the hair with your hands so you have better access.”
— Anna Breslaw, A Beginner's Guide To Rim Jobs
Tagged: rimming, hair, Hairy
“He doesn't have his shit together. If you get the sense that this guy's life is a mess, he probably has a lot higher priorities to deal with than you.”
— Anna Breslaw, 13 Signs He's Never Going To Commit
Tagged: Almost Relationship, disaster, Mess, Priorities
“Using a dental dam or even plastic wrap as a barrier can help you be sure that you don't contract or give your partner any STDs.”
— Anna Breslaw, A Beginner's Guide To Rim Jobs
Tagged: rimming, STDs, Dental Dam
“He calls all his exes this girl I was kinda dating or kinda hooking up with. If he rarely/never uses the word ex, that could be a sign that he's had commitment issues for quite a while.”
— Anna Breslaw, 13 Signs He's Never Going To Commit
Tagged: Almost Relationship, Exes, Commitment
“You can lie flat on your stomach, get in doggy-style, or do missionary — and that is the order of what will hurt the least to the most. At least, in my (minimal) experience.”
— Anna Breslaw, A Complete Beginner's Guide to Anal Sex
Tagged: Anal Sex, sex positions, missionary, doggy style
“Getting the tip in hurts the most, because the head of the penis is the widest part. Once you're past that and up to the shaft, it'll feel a little better. Remember how much regular sex hurt at first, for some of us?”
— Anna Breslaw, A Complete Beginner's Guide to Anal Sex
Tagged: Anal Sex, Pain, penis
“Don't approach it like you are doing her a favor. You're going down on her, not reluctantly skipping your fantasy sports game to go to her zitty cousin's graduation dinner.”
— Anna Breslaw, How Not to Go Down on a Girl
Tagged: Oral Sex, favors, Enthusiasm
“That five o'clock shadow that looked super hot on you while we were at dinner does not feel hot when it is brushing against the sensitive petals of a lady's Wonder Orchid. Furthermore, spin class with crotchal beard-burn hurts like a motherfucker. Be more considerate!”
— Anna Breslaw, How Not to Go Down on a Girl
Tagged: Oral Sex, beard, scratching, shaving
“Begin by gently kissing and fondling the area around the anus including the perineum (that area of skin between the genitals and the anus). Work your way in to the anus by circling your tongue around the outer area. You can suck and nibble the anus directly before going in to insert your tongue into the outer section of the anus.”
— Anna Breslaw, A Beginner's Guide To Rim Jobs
Tagged: rimming, Kissing, licking
“My best friend regularly obsesses about her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, who was a "squirter," and therefore the real-life incarnate of many men's fantasy partner. Porn has encouraged men to believe that when they've truly rocked a woman's body, it starts doing an impression of the Bellagio Fountain in the second-to-last scene of Ocean's Eleven.

The average woman, myself included, doesn't know whether squirting is real or fake beyond your standard urban legends, like, "Ashley's friend's ex's friend's aunt's babysitter's college roommate squirts," which does not count.”
— Anna Breslaw, Sex Talk Realness: Is Squirting Fake?
Tagged: Female Ejaculation, Squirting, orgasms, Sex
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