951 quotes curated by Patrick Algrim:
“You know, Puff Daddy. Anyway, everybody was drinking Cristal champagne and then is started to get wild and people were getting freaky in the pool and stuff, I look over and there was your girl getting buckwild in the jacuzzi. With a back-up dancer! I mean that's nasty. That's lower than a security guard. At least security can get you backstage. She don't love herself.”
Tagged:
Comedy Movies, Movie Quotes
“[While in a movie theater] I brought me a little snack of my own. Want some chicken?”
Tagged:
Comedy Movies, Movie Quotes
“Cindy! This is a skeleton, this is bones. Would you run from Melissa Flackhart?”
Tagged:
Comedy Movies, Movie Quotes
“How come every time some scary sh** happens you white people always say we need to split up?”
Tagged:
Comedy Movies, Movie Quotes