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Mélanie Berliet

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6,037 quotes curated by Mélanie Berliet:

“Pokemon go ruined my life.”
— Bardock Obama
Tagged: Pokemon Go, Pokemon Go Addiction
“For those playing overseas: Australia doesn't have a government right now but no one cares because the country is distracted by Pokemon Go.”
— Elizabeth @ #ILUJam
Tagged: Pokemon Go, Pokemon Go And Australia, The Politics of Pokemon Go
“THERE'S A RATTATA IN MY TANNING BED! AND HE'S NOT WEARING PROTECTIVE GOGGLES! AND I'M NAKED!”
— Johnny Gargano
Tagged: Rattata, Pokemon Go
“There's a dead bird in front of my steps, is this how you play Pokemon Go?”
— Jessie
Tagged: Pokemon Go
“Pokemon Go will be the end of us. You could be drowning and the lifeguard may be busy catching a fucking poliwag.”
— Matt Nelson
Tagged: Pokemon Go
“Working great so far. Only issue I've had is the amount of Zubats between work and home. Dangerous times we live in.”
— Aaron Nuske, Pokémon GO - Android Apps on Google Play
Tagged: Pokemon Go, Zubats, Pokemon!
“Sometimes I'll get lost in the Pokémon world.”
— Lee Moua, Pokémon GO - Android Apps on Google Play
Tagged: Pokemon Go
“The game is alright. I wish there were more pokemon near my house. I really have to drive into town to find anything.”
— Matthew Collins, Pokémon GO - Android Apps on Google Play
Tagged: Pokemon Go
“Real talk though why is this Jigglypuff leading me to this unmarked white van?”
— Alex HirschVerified account
Tagged: Pokemon Go, JigglyPuff
“I used to hate going outside. But now thanks to the app I can get outside and get my exercise again. Also I love Pokemon!”
— Boogers Are Gross, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go