6,037 quotes curated by Mélanie Berliet:
“A tale of two cities. And you know? Chicago is a really dangerous city. Probably the most dangerous city. DISASTER.”
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“Lolita. Beautiful woman. Phenomenal woman. In ten years, I'll be dating her. That Humbert Humbert guy. So low-energy. Sad!”
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“Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Look at her.”
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“I'm telling you folks, if I were in charge, we wouldn't have waited for Godot. I would've found him in 5 minutes.”
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“The Dictionary. It's got a lot of words. But my words are better. I have the best words. Everybody says so.”
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“Oedipus. Tremendous leader. The best. I've always said that if Jocasta were my mother, perhaps I'd be dating her.”
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“I was against the war in Troy. Ask Hannity. And Helen was maybe a 6. She wouldn't have been my first choice, believe me.”
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“Noah was so bad. I'll deport the animals. All the animals love me. I'll build a beautiful ark. God will pay for the ark.”
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“I've never had a problem finding Waldo, Never. Ask anyone. I always find Waldo.”
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