These 22 #TrumpBookReport Tweets Will Make You Laugh No Matter What Your Political Affiliation Is
Antonio French tweeted this about Donald Trump: “Trump’s foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn’t read the book. “Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!” And from there one of the most funny and glorious hashtag of the 2016 election was launched: #TrumpBookReport. Here are some of the funniest tweets from that hashtag.
Mélanie Berliet
October 23, 2016
October 23, 2016
“The problem with Narnia — which is a disaster by the way — is OPEN BORDERS. Just letting people POUR in through the wardrobe.”
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Sam Tett
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“Brutus, Classy Guy believe me, Julius GREAT negotiator, calendar not so GREAT, I like Dictators who don't get assassinated.”
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“NOBODY, I mean NOBODY, has more pride than me. And NOBODY has more prejudice. I have so much pride. And so much prejudice.”
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“This Dracula. An immigrant, a criminal, a bad hombre. I'd build a Transylvanian border wall & make vampires pay for it.”
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“Les Miserables, of course they are miserable, the inner city is a mess folks, believe me. People stealing bread everywhere.”
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“Winnie the Pooh...don't get me started. Low energy. Lazy. Overweight & no stamina. Always eating. He should be drug tested.”
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“They say "Winter is Coming" but it never does! Just a sad lib attempt to sell climate change. That Wall tho, it's good!”
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“It was the worst of times and the worst of times, OK? The worst. A disaster.”
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“I've never had a problem finding Waldo, Never. Ask anyone. I always find Waldo.”
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“Noah was so bad. I'll deport the animals. All the animals love me. I'll build a beautiful ark. God will pay for the ark.”
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“I was against the war in Troy. Ask Hannity. And Helen was maybe a 6. She wouldn't have been my first choice, believe me.”
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“Oedipus. Tremendous leader. The best. I've always said that if Jocasta were my mother, perhaps I'd be dating her.”
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“The Dictionary. It's got a lot of words. But my words are better. I have the best words. Everybody says so.”
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“I'm telling you folks, if I were in charge, we wouldn't have waited for Godot. I would've found him in 5 minutes.”
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“Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Look at her.”
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“Lolita. Beautiful woman. Phenomenal woman. In ten years, I'll be dating her. That Humbert Humbert guy. So low-energy. Sad!”
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“A tale of two cities. And you know? Chicago is a really dangerous city. Probably the most dangerous city. DISASTER.”
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“Lemme tell you about Tom Sawyer. If I painted that fence it would've been done once. He's a loser. He's a disaster, okay?”
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“It's amazing how those Pelicans were able to write all of those Briefs. Just amazing. Yuuge.”
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“When District 12 sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They're sending Katniss Everdeen. What a nasty woman.”
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“Uncle Tom's Cabin, worst cabin in the inner city. Terrible schools. Nasty women & bad hombres everywhere.”
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“Westeros is failing. Wall is okay. I could build it higher. American steel. I'd be the best King. Tremendous king. Isis.”
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