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Kirsten Corley

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Jersey Girl born and raised. Love for reading and writing.
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6,503 quotes curated by Kirsten Corley:

“No matter what, no matter who, no matter when, any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“Hitch: What is the objective?
Albert: Shock and awe.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Quotes, Relationship Advice
“Lean in, place your hand on the small of her back, say it in her ear like a secret. But watch your hand placement, too high says, 'I just wanna be friends,' too low says, 'I just wanna grab some ass.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Quotes, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Just give it time.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Love Advice, Movie Quotes
“See what I'm doing? All right? This is a signal, okay? I'm fiddling with my keys, all right? A woman who doesn't want to kiss takes her keys out, puts them in the door, goes in the house. A woman that wants to kiss, she fiddles.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Like I always tell my clients - begin each day as if it were on purpose.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“No, I said come ninety and then *I'll* come ten! You don't go the whole hundred! My mouth was open, Albert! You overeager son-of-a... blech!”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Dating Tips, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might like to have a plan, you know, because he's nervous? He's not sure that he could just walk up to you and you'd respond if he said "I like you." "I like you." "I like you!”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Not if you pay attention. I mean, you're sending all the right signals - no earrings, heels under two inches, your hair is pulled back, you're wearing reading glasses with no book, drinking a Grey Goose martini, which means you had a hell of a week and a beer just wouldn't do it. And if that wasn't clear enough, there's always the "fuck off" sign that you have stamped on your forehead.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just *one shot* to make the difference between happily-ever-after, and oh-he's-just-some-guy-I-went-to-some-thing-with-once.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice