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Kirsten Corley

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Jersey Girl born and raised. Love for reading and writing.
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6,503 quotes curated by Kirsten Corley:

“The only problem is when I try to make a taco, I get too excited. ”
— Kevin, The Office
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“I don't need the woods, I have a nice wood desk. And I don't need fresh air, I have the freshest air around, A.C. ”
— Michael, The Office
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“Campus. Brings me back to so many memories I would have made. ”
— Michael, The Office
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“Jim: "Question: What kind of bear is best?"
Dwight: "That's a ridiculous question."
Jim: "False. Black bear.”
— Jim And Dwight, The Office
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“Whenever i'm about to do something, I think. 'Would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.”
— Dwight, The Office
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“There's too many people on this earth, we need a new plague.”
— Dwight, The Office
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“Pam would you please tell Darryl this is not a women's suit.”
— Michael, The Office
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“Dwight you ignorant slut.”
— Michael, The Office
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“When I see someone smile at me all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.”
— Dwight, The Office
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“I've been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower.”
— Creed, The Office
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