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Kirsten Corley

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Jersey Girl born and raised. Love for reading and writing.
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6,503 quotes curated by Kirsten Corley:

“The worst thing about prison were the Dementors.”
— Michael, The Office
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“Why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle ? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle.”
— Michael, The Office
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“Can I just say that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend.”
— Michael, The Office
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“By the end of the fourth grade, the lunch lady was actually the person I hung out with the most.”
— Michael, The Office
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“Michael: The Jamaicans don't have a word for.
Jim: Yup It's English  ”
— Michael And Jim, The Office
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“Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did.”
— Michael, The Office
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“One thing you need to know about me, I don't quit, until something tears or pops.”
— Dwight, The Office
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“Pam: 'I could give a shit about your happiness. Stop dating my mother!'
Michael: 'You know what, I'm gonna start dating her even harder!'”
— Michael And Pam, The Office
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“I wonder what people like about my? Probably my jugs. ”
— Phyllis, The Office
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“It is exactly 12:23. The exact moment you emerged my your mothers vaginal canal.”
— Dwight, The Office
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