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Kirsten Corley

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Jersey Girl born and raised. Love for reading and writing.
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6,503 quotes curated by Kirsten Corley:

“Did we just become best friends?”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
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“I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
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“This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
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“Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
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“I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there, it's warm and it's cozy... Oh I'd just walk around with you in there and just knowing, whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch it's your hair on my vagina!”
— Alice, Step Brothers
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“Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!”
— Dale, Step Brothers
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“You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
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“Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!”
— Dale, Step Brothers
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“I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
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“That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”
— Dale, Step Brothers
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