6,503 quotes curated by Kirsten Corley:
“If you're telling a guy a story and he starts to choke, don't say, 'look dude, I'm right in the middle of a story.”
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Nickelodeon
“If you're on a first date with somebody, never stick your finger in their spaghetti, twirl it and holler, 'Lookie date, I'm makin sketti circles.”
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Nick, Nickelodeon