6,503 quotes curated by Kirsten Corley:
“I'm obsessed with Beyonce. And because I'm not worthy I did not look at her.”
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Funny Quotes, Beyonce
“Naked selfies your life away. Go do your thing. But clean your room.”
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Funny Quotes, Interview Quotes
“Why do I buy cooking magazines in airports? I might as well be buying porn. I get all excited but there's nothing I can do about it.”
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Funny Quotes, Twitter Quotes
“For someone with such an intense need to be liked you'd think I would have figured out how to be less of an a--hole.”
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Funny Quotes, asshole
“Ugh, NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theatre again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate.”
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Funny Quotes, Twitter Quotes
“Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say 'Netflix and avoiding responsibilities.'”
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Twitter, Funny Quotes