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Kirsten Corley

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Jersey Girl born and raised. Love for reading and writing.
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6,503 quotes curated by Kirsten Corley:

“Paper cut...Death is all around us.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“This is a pie chart describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph describing my favorite pies.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother: The Complete Series
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes, T.V Quotes
“It's a little late but WHAT THE BALLS IS THIS?”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes, T.V Quotes
“I believe in you. I honor your body's wisdom. Your womb is a temple”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes, T.V Quotes
“You're gonna love the park buddy. It's a great place to meet chicks. Or dudes. Or both. Oh we love you no matter what!”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“Hey baby, it's me. Can you bail me out of jail? I thought I saw big foot in Central Park so I tackled him. But it turned out to be Russell Brand.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM, T.V Shows
“Being in a relationship is hard. And committing, making sacrifices it's hard. But if it's the right person, it's easy. Looking at that girl, and knowing she's all you really want out of life, that should be the easiest thing in the world/ And if it's not like that then she's not the one.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes, Dating, Love, Relationships
“Here's the thing, Barney. I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped in comfort and it's raining outside and there's muffins warming in the oven. I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother: The Complete Series
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes, T.V Quotes
“She's never seen Star Wars?! Ted, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars. And that's cause they lived them, Ted! That's cause they lived the Star Wars.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Love died. The love that made you all believe in love, that's dead now.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: Love, HIMYM, T.V Quotes