18 Humiliating Sex Stories That Will Make You Laugh And Cringe

18 Humiliating Sex Stories That Will Make You Laugh And Cringe

My braces cut his balls.

Kirsten CorleyDecember 1, 2016

My boyfriend's dog tried to hump me while I was on top of my boyfriend.

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My mom walked in with a camera.

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She made a goat noise as she came.

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Her hair caught on fire as we were trying to be romantic with candles.

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My braces cut his balls.

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He lost the condom in me.

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The first time I had sex I fainted.

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I accidentally called out Harry Styles name while having sex with my boyfriend. We're not together anymore.

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When my boyfriend was eating me out last night, I farted in his mouth.

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While having sex; I came, farted and sneezed.

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When I was in high school my teacher caught me having sex in the school parking lot...with her husband.

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My wife and I decided to add a little spice to our love life by using some aerosol whipped cream. I got the can from the fridge and brought it to our dark bedroom, sprayed it all over her boobs and started to lick it off. It tasted funny and I thought that her skin chemistry was giving the whipped cream an off taste," says John. "It kept getting worse, so I turned on the light. It was all green from mold. She started laughing hysterically as did I. It killed the mood for the night though. I had a queasy stomach all night long.

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My first girlfriend and I were hooking up one night. She liked to be on top, and she loved having her ass smacked while she was. So she was riding me pretty hard, and I was smacking her pretty hard when I misjudged when to smack her. I ended up hitting myself in the balls while she was bouncing up. I cried. She laughed.

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I barfed all over his belly.

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In college I had a tough rugby game. After the game, I got very drunk and smoked a lot of weed. After that, I was hooking up with my girl. She was going down on me, and, unfortunately, I fell asleep.

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I moved the wrong way during reverse cowgirl. I bent my partner’s penis almost in half.

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I made the worst mistake a guy could make: I called the girl I was with another girl’s name.

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After a night out with an ex-girlfriend of mine, I went to drop her off at her house as per usual for an 18-year-old. This particular night she decided that wasn’t enough, and she basically dragged me inside to the living room. She flipped on the TV for some background noise (her mother was upstairs) and hit play on the Ice Age DVD that her little brother had left on. We start to screw on the couch, and everything is going on until Scrat starts flippin’ shit over his acorn. She had her eyes closed, either enjoying the moment or picturing herself in a happy place, not sure which. Anyways, I bust out laughing mid-thrust at the damn saber-toothed squirrel, and losing all focus on the task at hand, blew that too. My ex, hearing me laugh, and upon feeling my now-flaccid penis, was infuriated. She asked me, ‘Am I really that bad that I can’t even keep your attention over a cartoon?’ Long story short, she got so pissed she dumped me, there on the spot, standing there naked in her living room, while Diego plotted to steal the baby Eskimo.

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