HIMYM

19 Of The Best Marshall Eriksen Quotes From 'How I Met Your Mother'

He meets them. He likes them way too much. He goes way too big too soon. 
Kirsten Corley
October 21, 2016
“I’ve never asked Lily to do anything ‘no questions asked’ because I never wanted to. She’s the love of my life. I never keep anything from her.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother Season 9
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“Lily, there are a million reasons why I love you. You make me laugh, you take care of me when I’m sick, you’re sweet, caring and you even created an egg dish and named it after me. She puts a little Italian dressing on the eggs before she cooks them, it’s called Eggs Marshall and it’s awesome. But the main reason is you’re my best friend, Lily. You’re the best friend I’ve ever had.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
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“Love died. The love that made you all believe in love, that's dead now.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
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“She's never seen Star Wars?! Ted, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars. And that's cause they lived them, Ted! That's cause they lived the Star Wars.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
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“Here's the thing, Barney. I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped in comfort and it's raining outside and there's muffins warming in the oven. I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother: The Complete Series
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“Being in a relationship is hard. And committing, making sacrifices it's hard. But if it's the right person, it's easy. Looking at that girl, and knowing she's all you really want out of life, that should be the easiest thing in the world/ And if it's not like that then she's not the one.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
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“Hey baby, it's me. Can you bail me out of jail? I thought I saw big foot in Central Park so I tackled him. But it turned out to be Russell Brand.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
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“You're gonna love the park buddy. It's a great place to meet chicks. Or dudes. Or both. Oh we love you no matter what!”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
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“I believe in you. I honor your body's wisdom. Your womb is a temple”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
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“It's a little late but WHAT THE BALLS IS THIS?”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
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“This is a pie chart describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph describing my favorite pies.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother: The Complete Series
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“Paper cut...Death is all around us.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
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“Yeah, I'm scared, ok? But when I think about spending the rest of my life with Lily. Committing forever with no other women, it doesn't scare me at all. I'm marrying that girl.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
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“Why does he keep doing this? He meets them. He likes them way too much. He goes way too big too soon. He ends up blowing it. I can't take this any more. He's fallen in love so many times now.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
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“Lily: We're not going to Italy.

Marshall: Of course we are. Lily we have to do this. You're gonna live in Rome and you're gonna get your dream because you're giving me mine, again.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
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“Hey I have given up peeing in the shower for you!”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
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“You have to let me dance my own battles!”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother: The Complete Series
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“Show us the onion volcano, the fried rice beating heart, the shrimp in the pocket.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
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“It's fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas.”
— Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
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