15 Adorably Weird But Simple Ways To Say 'I Love You'

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15 Adorably Weird But Simple Ways To Say 'I Love You'

I hate you the least.

You're the one I text when I'm drunk. That's love.

— Unknown, 24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

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I knew I loved you when I farted and you didn't run away.

— Unknown, 24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

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You're the reason I get up in the morning...just kidding. I have to pee.

— Unknown, 24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

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Loving you is like having diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

— Unknown, 24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

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You are my favorite pain in the ass.

— Unknown, 24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

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I hate you the least.

— Unknown, 24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

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I'd totally shave my legs for you.

— Unknown, 24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

Weird Love Love

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You're okay.

— Unknown, 24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

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Let's grow old and miserable together.

— Unknown, 24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

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Happy birthday. Also, nice butt.

— Unknown, 24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

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You've stolen a pizza my heart.

— Unknown, 24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

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Being with you has made me so lame. I think I like it.

— Unknown, 24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

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Nuts about you.

— Unknown, 24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

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You're my favorite thing to do.

— Unknown, 24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

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I love you more than pizza (or maybe a really close second)

— Unknown, 24 Love Cards To Say “I Love You” In a Twisted Way

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