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Kendra Syrdal

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three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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3,632 quotes curated by Kendra Syrdal:

“Not gonna lie, I am looking forward to posting mainly about cats and books again. *lights candle for that happy outcome* #IVOTED”
— Laura Anne Gilman, Twitter
Tagged: humor, Election Day
“Real talk, Ivanka's voting for Hillary, right?”
— Catie Warren, Twitter
Tagged: Election Day, humor
“My birthday tomorrow marks the beginning of the end of the world.. aka Election Day.”
— Victoria Kelley, Twitter
Tagged: Election Day, humor
“I'm pretty sure we could convince Gary Johnson that picking up your phone and whispering a candidate's name to Siri counts as a vote.”
— Rob Fee, Twitter
Tagged: Gary Johnson, Twitter, humor
“What a beautiful day to smash the patriarchy :) #ElectionDay”
— SHT HILLARY CANT SAY, Twitter
Tagged: Election Day
“I voted for Leslie Knope.”
— Brandon Hays, Twitter
Tagged: Election Day, humor, Parks And Rec
“Today's a big day guys! Either we elect our first woman president or our first bag cheetos. #ElectionDay”
— Chloe Bennet, Twitter
Tagged: Election Day, humor
“Forget 'I Voted' stickers. After this race, they should be handing out cyanide pills. #ElectionDay”
— Jordan Gershowitz, Twitter
Tagged: humor, Election Day
“The phrase 'Girls Rule, Boys Drool' actually feels like a fair debate rebuttal today.”
— Diane Kang, Twitter
Tagged: humor, Election Day
“Good morning, America! Welcome to the day of our undoing!”
— Veronica
Tagged: Election Day, humor