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Kendra Syrdal

3,632 Quotes
three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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3,632 quotes curated by Kendra Syrdal:

“You ladies are living some fucked up version of the American Dream.”
— Jesse, For A Good Time Call
Tagged: Friendship, LOL, humor, Female Friendship
“I say I loved you without ever entertaining the notion that maybe, just maybe, I was loved back.”
— Kendra Syrdal, The Big Bad Heartbreak Book
Tagged: Love, break ups, Exes, Devil's Advocate
“Glass doesn’t need to be shattered. It can also be burned.”
— Ella Dawson, In Trump’s America We Wear “GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY” Wristbands
Tagged: The Glass Ceiling, feminism
“The press takes him literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally.”
— Salena Zito, Taking Trump Seriously, Not Literally
Tagged: Donald Trump, Election 2016
“So many handsome men at my polling place. Can I vote for one of them to give me their phone number?”
— Korey Kuhl, Twitter
Tagged: Election Day, humor
“When they go Ted Nugent, we go Beyoncé.”
— P van Arsdale, Twitter
“ur mcm didn't vote at all”
— sleepy spice™, Twitter
Tagged: Election Day, humor
“Why are you on Twitter? Go VOTE”
— Liz Meriwether, Twitter
Tagged: Election Day, humor
“Dear America,

Good luck on your IQ test today.

Sincerely, Britain,
who failed their IQ test with Brexit.#Election2016”
— Behlul, Twitter
Tagged: Election Day, humor
“donald chump is just angry that hillary gets to hang out with jay z and beyoncé because they all have grammys and he doesn't”
— Matt Bellassai, Twitter
Tagged: Election Day, humor