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Man Corners Woman to Explain He Is 'One of the Good Ones' 
Katie Mather
September 6, 2016
“Drinks To Let Him Buy You Because Birth Control Costs $50 A Pack”
— Reductress, Drinks To Let Him Buy You Because Birth Control Costs $50 A Pack
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“I’m Ready to Take Down The Patriarchy, As Soon As I Figure Out Who Stole My Fucking Hair Tie”
— Reductress, I’m Ready to Take Down The Patriarchy, As Soon As I Figure Out Who Stole My Fucking Hair Tie
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“Woman With Job Constantly Described as ‘Fiercely Independent’”
— Reductress, Woman With Job Constantly Described as ‘Fiercely Independent
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Called Himself ‘Ya Boy’”
— Reductress, I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Called Himself ‘Ya Boy’
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious, boyfriends
“Statistics About Inequality He’ll Respond To With, ‘I Guess So’”
— Reductress, Statistics About Inequality He’ll Respond To With, ‘I Guess So’
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious, boyfriends
“How To Get Men to Chase You But Not When You’re Jogging At Night”
— Reductress, How To Get Men to Chase You But Not When You’re Jogging At Night
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“Two-Woman Apartment Has Seven Types of Milk”
— Reductress, Two-Woman Apartment Has Seven Types of Milk
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“Selfless Friends Agree That It’s Alyssa’s Turn To Get The Most Drunk”
— Reductress, Selfless Friends Agree That It’s Alyssa’s Turn To Get The Most Drunk
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“How To Make Small Talk As If Life Isn’t a Constant, Crippling Nightmare”
— Reductress, How To Make Small Talk As If Life Isn’t a Constant, Crippling Nightmare
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“5 Mistakes Every Woman Should Dwell On”
— Reductress, 5 Mistakes Every Woman Should Dwell On
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“How to Get Away With Posting The Pic Only You Look Good In”
— Reductress, How to Get Away With Posting The Pic Only You Look Good In
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“Brave! Woman Leaves For The Night With Only 22% Battery”
— Reductress, Brave! Woman Leaves For The Night With Only 22% Battery
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“I LIVED IT: I Fucked Him Just To Get Those Cargo Shorts Off”
— Reductress, I LIVED IT: I Fucked Him Just To Get Those Cargo Shorts Off
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“Tone Your Thighs by Pretending to Sit Your Full Weight in His Lap”
— Reductress, Tone Your Thighs by Pretending to Sit Your Full Weight in His Lap
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“Why I Stopped Searching for Mr. Right and Found Doug Who Is Fine”
— Reductress, Why I Stopped Searching for Mr. Right and Found Doug Who Is Fine
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious, boyfriends
“I LIVED IT: We Were All Ready To Go And Then Michelle Had To Pee”
— Reductress, I LIVED IT: We Were All Ready To Go And Then Michelle Had To Pee
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“Cute Feigned Laughs for When He’s Showing You Any Youtube Video”
— Reductress, Cute Feigned Laughs for When He’s Showing You Any Youtube Video
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“Vague Advice to Give Your Friend While Tuning Out Her Emotional Breakdown”
— Reductress, Vague Advice to Give Your Friend While Tuning Out Her Emotional Breakdown
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“Follow-Up Texts to Send Him After You Text Him Too Many Times”
— Reductress, Follow-Up Texts to Send Him After You Text Him Too Many Times
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious, Dating
“8 Guys on Tinder That Have Been to Machu Picchu But Never to Therapy”
— Reductress, 8 Guys on Tinder That Have Been to Machu Picchu But Never to Therapy
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious, Dating
“How I Stopped Comparing Myself To Others Better Than Sarah Did”
— Reductress, How I Stopped Comparing Myself To Others Better Than Sarah Did
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“I LIVED IT: I Was There But I Wasn’t Tagged in The Photo”
— Reductress, I LIVED IT: I Was There But I Wasn’t Tagged in The Photo
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“6 Wines That Pair Well With Having Just Gotten Off The Phone With Your Mother”
— Reductress, 6 Wines That Pair Well With Having Just Gotten Off The Phone With Your Mother
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“Avoid First-Date Disappointment By Rescheduling Until Never”
— Reductress, Avoid First-Date Disappointment By Rescheduling Until Never
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious, Dating
“Little Black Dresses To Match Your Blood-Filled Stilettos”
— Reductress, Little Black Dresses To Match Your Blood-Filled Stilettos
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“How To Talk Dirty So He Knows You Have an MFA in Creative Writing”
— Reductress, How To Talk Dirty So He Knows You Have an MFA in Creative Writing
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious, Dating
“Solo Drinking Games for When Your Hotter Friend’s Getting Hit On”
— Reductress, Solo Drinking Games for When Your Hotter Friend’s Getting Hit On
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious, Dating
“5 Blazers So Sharp, No One Will Assume You Vomit In Ubers Every Weekend”
— Reductress, 5 Blazers So Sharp, No One Will Assume You Vomit In Ubers Every Weekend
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“I own two Anthropologie sweaters and you will treat me as such.”
— Reductress, I Own Two Anthropologie Sweaters and You Will Treat Me As Such
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious
“Man Corners Woman to Explain He Is ‘One of the Good Ones’”
— Reductress, Man Corners Woman to Explain He Is ‘One of the Good Ones’
Tagged: feminism, Funny, Women, Womanhood, Hilarious, Dating