Elena Montemurro

24 Anonymous People Reveal Their Most Fucked Up Secret That Would Ruin Their Life If Made Public

Everyone has secrets, some more darker than others. In this post, 24 people reveal the one secret that they would never tell anyone.
Jacob Geers
November 2, 2016
“I've been living in my car for almost a year. I leave work and come back when everyone is gone. Use the WiFi, pretend everything's okay. Money is tight right now for me, but I often wonder if my pride might become the death of me.”
— mrtwidget, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“I married a stranger from the internet for visa purposes and she has changed my life (in a good way).

3 years ago I was depressed, single and stuck in a rut. I hated where I lived and needed to change something. She made a post on /r/IWantOut offering passport exchange. I messaged her with my offer and we got married 3 months later. That was 3 years ago. Turns out we're pretty damn compatible and have sex and everything...

So, we're no longer doing the passport exchange and we have been living in my original country and I no longer have interest in moving to hers. We're moving to Berlin in a few weeks for about a year, then onwards to our final destination, Barcelona.

I've been to so many places I never would have gone to before, and completely transformed my lifestyle. Now I can live with very few possessions and be ultra-portable, whereas before i would have cringed at the thought.”
— mountainjew, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“I can get myself off without hands... Coregasm.. Or whatever its called, and I've done them at work.”
— Blackpalms, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“That I feel really lonely and that I don't have a fucking clue about what I'm doing with my life”
— agbl11, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“That I have repressed around 6 firefights that I've been in, in which I killed people. Like I said, I have repressed the memories and they only came back last year when I spoke to an old military buddy.

He was doing the whole "hey, remember when we were in Kuwait and got into that running gun battle with the Republican guards?". I laughed and told him no, that he has me mistaken for someone else.

A long silence, then a few more questions about other incidents...then everything came back and hit me like a tidal wave. I cried for a few days after that, and the memories haunt me.

I never want my daughter to know that I am responsible for killing other human beings.

 I have been working with a psychiatrist and a PTSD counselor, and it has helped.”
— coachslg, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“In August I was diagnosed with colon cancer that has spread. I had surgery and am doing chemo but the goal is remission, not cure, I am terminal. My friends and family do not want to hear this.

What I don't tell them is that I am scared — incredibly scared and need to talk about this. I am having terrible mood swings which could be the drugs. I'm tired of trying to comfort other people about my illness.”
— Kellianne, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“That when I was eight I stuck my willy in my Nans vase.

NOT a euphemism.”
— fetchingbadger, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“This girl in my friend group killed herself last may. What I never told anyone is that I had a huge crush on her and from the day I met her I had started going to the gym, taking my career seriously and making an attempt to dress better so that one day I might be able to consider myself good enough to tell her how I really felt.”
— SoupKnotSeer, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“I have a small dick.”
— TRADE_ME_NUDES, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“I don't fear death and/or suicide. Whenever I get low I look at it as a very far off option if things don't get better. They always do so Im not worried about it. For me a quote from Neil Hilborn illustrates it best, "I think a lot about killing myself, not like a point on a map, but rather like a glowing exit sign at a show that's never been quite bad enough to make me want to leave.”
— Wafflestarship, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“I'm 98.5% certain that my wife cheated on me two weeks ago, and I feel relieved because it means that I can finally get out of this marriage.”
— Da_beans, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“They all think I'm fiscally responsible and am rolling in savings. I've spent all my money and now have almost no savings. I'm moving in a few months and I'm terrified that something is going to come up and I won't be able to afford it and will have to admit to them that I have no money left.”
— Bake0rDie, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“I get off reading and watching incest porn. But I'm not sexually attracted to any members of my family.”
— raknor88, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“I daily consider leaving my wife of 20+ years. There is nothing really wrong. I think last night said it best. It was a tough day at work, I had to stay an extra 2-3 hrs. When I got home, I pulled in the driveway, and didn't want to go in. She wouldn't care, wouldn't be supportive, and would basically be frustrated, that because I had a bad day, I wouldn't be able to fully be there for her.”
— runnfree1, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“My wife and I have a phenomenal relationship for the most part, but there are most days when I'd just rather masturbate than put the effort into sex. Our sex life just got more and more infrequent as we've been together (11 years total, married for 7) and her lack of initiating (which we've discussed and she's done minimal about) just made me stop trying.

And now that we are 'trying' to have our second kid, I'd still rather masturbate than have sex because I know the only reason she's showing interest is because we want another kid.”
— Aneides, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“That my brother's 22 year old friend molested me when I was 9.”
— __Severus__Snape__, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“I got voluntarily sterilized years ago. Most of them think I had a problem with a cyst on my Fallopian tube (true) but they didn't know that removing them entirely was elective to remove the cyst AND the chance of pregnancy. Kind of awkward sometimes with the "you never know!" and "God works miracles!" talks that their Catholic vantage point tells me (more themselves, really) when I say that I won't be having kids”
— abqkat, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“I smoke weed still. When I went to rehab they thought you were nuts for sending me to rehab for weed. Instead of rehab for weed we worked on depression anxiety issues and that is why I seem rehabilitated.”
— Taoist_Master, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“I'm not actually away at grad school hanging out with new friends and students who share the same interests. All those pictures I post on Instagram are faked. Same with stories of people and lunches and nights up studying.

I'm an au pair who has zero friends and is so deeply in debt that I couldn't afford grad school if I wanted to. Also have no idea what I want to do for a career in contrast to my family thinking I'm going into academia.”
— blainezeyy, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“All my friends and family know that I've had a few concussions, but what they don't know is that its really affecting my brain.

I can't remember anything. If its not written down, I will probably forget to do it. Its always things I need to do, or stuff I need to get at the store etc, I'm not forgetting names or where I am or anything. I also have a terrible time with getting distracted, like right now. I used to be able to concentrate on a task for hours on end, but now I can get sidetracked so easily.

I play off my forgetfulness as a joke, but its getting worse and I'm getting scared.”
— sammeggs, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“I made a decent income for a few years working doing camshows whilst studying at university.”
— Not-A-Real-Subreddit, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“I have casual sex with my cousin. I'm 30, she's 22.”
— PM_A_MI_TUS_TETAS, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“Still a virgin at the age of 27, depressed as hell because of it.

Family and few closer friends think I'm charismatic, successful person who has had several relationships behind me

Good looks, positive attitude, great career, sense of style mean nothing if you're a shy anxious wreck around people you actually like”
— ThrowAway25h, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“That my girlfriend killed herself four years ago. They didn't know her very much and just assumed she dumped me when I stopped talking about her. I'm still completely unable to talk about it, and I will probably delete this in a day or two so as to avoid thinking about it when I read my post history.”
— apimil, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories
“Me and my cousin did some pretty weird shit one night when we were about 12 (sucked each other off mainly), I'm not gay nor have we ever spoken about it again.

We still actually talk and hang out every now and again but it's never been or never will be mentioned. Fuck, I sometimes think I might have dreamt it but deep down I know that shit happened and I'm not sure why.”
— thethrowaway992, What is something you won't tell your friends or family, but you will tell Reddit?
Tagged: Reddit, Confession Stories