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19 People Discuss The Unspoken Rules Of Sex That **Everyone** Should Know

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19 People Discuss The Unspoken Rules Of Sex That **Everyone** Should Know

Sex is a messy, weird, and strangely fun thing. Here we have 19 different people (men and women) discuss what they consider the "underwritten rules" of sex.

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If it's a one night stand, and she says you don't have to wear a condom, you should definitely wear a condom.

— freindforever, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    Don't joke about her sister joining in.

    — FrankBurlyPI, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    If you can't think of anything sexy to say, don't say anything at all / just make noises appropriate to your enjoyment level.

    'Your penis feels amazing!'"
    'Y-y-you too.'

    — freindforever, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    Trim your nails.

    — Mackin-N-Cheese, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    If the fun parts look like corned beef hash or under cooked hot dog then don't criticize them in the moment.

    — judasmaiden15, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    Warn her when you are about to cum while she is giving you head.

    — nujurzy87, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    If she's down for a facial, be courteous and don't get it in the hair.

    — bolognahole, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    If you can laugh during sex, you're doing it with the right person.

    — Ispankyougood, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    If you are unsure of their name, don't guess.

    — beat_children, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    No throwing up.

    — R0bertBrownieJr, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    Have a towel handy cuz we are not changing the sheets tonight!

    — plax1780, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    If you want to use the back door, it is nice to knock first. Don't just go barging in there.

    — lisaslover, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    First to cum finishes the other.

    — ALWAYS_TELLING_LIES, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    1. Always ask before going in the butt
    2. Never go A to M
    3. You are responsible for your own orgasm
    4. Condoms are expected
    5. Asketh for head only if thou dost offereth as well
    6. A warning is customary to whoever is going down on you, that you are about to cum
    7. Sex is not the time to bring up anything important
    8. No photos or videos

    — justice_warrior, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    If you leave a present inside of her, it's your job to get tissues to help her clean up after you get out.

    — paddirn, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    You should definitely tell a potential partner about any STDs, even ones not actively in outbreak mode.

    — SpottedPaws, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    Sex is about vulnerability.

    Have a little courtesy and turn the lights down low. You may look like as ripped as a headline from a Law & Order episode but now is not the time to show off. Narcissism and intimacy make for strange bedfellows, so never mix the two.

    — laterdude, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    Don't criticize your partner for shit they can't change. 'You're taking too long' is an instant mood killer.

    — TenthSpeedWriter, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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    Pee afterwards.

    — the_ordertaker, What are some of the "unspoken rules of sex"?

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