2,218 quotes curated by Heidi Priebe:
“I have loved since you. But when the new paint gets scratched, there you are underneath.”
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humor
“I found a way to make your cellphone love you. There's a secret code you punch in and it calls your mom.”
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humor
“Our love is a meteor impact, a super volcano erupting. We won't survive but we won't die bored.”
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humor
“I wonder what kind of person I would be if I didn't worry so much about what kind of person you wanted. ”
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humor